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🗣️Miroslav Klose: "I said stop playing football because I no longer recognized it. Today, young people think about other things. As a child, I only thought about training and becoming someone in this sport that I always loved. At Lazio and in the national team, after each training session, I put myself in a bathtub full of ice to avoid injuries. But the young people on the team systematically refused. When they saw me picking up the bags of balls to put them away at the end of training, they said to me 'But who tells you to do that?'. At that moment, I said to myself: "You're 20 years old and you can't help a 60-year-old worker? They care more about whether their cleats go with their socks. That's why I said stop. The football I knew no longer exists. Today's young people think first of cars, contracts with their sponsors, and their new crampons. It is only after all these things that football comes. For them, their image is the most important thing. Whereas for me, all that mattered was football in its purest form"

John Henry and FSG just lit the beacons of Gondor. Ladies and gentlemen we’re going to war. We’re going to fight them on the pitches, we’re going to fight them in the technical areas, we’re going to fight them in the boardrooms.

Szoboszlai thunderbastard with Alan Partridge commentary

People laughed at me when I said I will quit my job, train in permanent makeup and open my own salon. I did just that, took a loan, trained, risked it, went from £18k annual salary to raking in over £100k annual profit being a business owner. People laughed at me when I said I’ll be purchasing cars at auction, getting them fixed and selling for profit. I knew nothing about cars and the auctions were dominated by men. I did just that and in the end I was buying multiple cars every auction and making over £10k profit monthly. People laughed at me when I said I want to invest in stocks and crypto during covid, they thought I was mad and that I would lose everything. I did just that and turned £40k into over £2M. I went from an immigrant that started by waiting tables on minimum wage, working 3 jobs simultaneously to buying my own house outright. The moral of the story is, don’t listen to the naysayers. Listen to your gut feeling and don’t be afraid to fail. Be persistent and remember if you don’t risk anything, you risk everything.

Neil Lennon casually stopping mid sentence to let out a fart 😂😂

Les Paul plays a Les Paul. 1953. twitter.com/jimjuum/status…

Nearsighted fam: take your glasses off and pull your phone away from you eyes. Look at the blonde girl.

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Every time I see this I die laughing 😂😂😂 @JohnTerry26

Mad how this is every Ibrahima Konate goal for Liverpool. twitter.com/settingthetabl…

They’ve actually managed to make this unbelievable impression of a football celebration we see at every ground every weekend about them

Lisandro Martinez highlights 🥶 | The next Zanetti? | The Butcher 🔪

Hello Liverpool fans! I’m very happy to be a part of such a wonderful club @LFC I can’t wait to play in front of Liverpool fans in Anfield! See you soon! . #dreamcometrue #wataruendo

12 years a go in 2011 I joined the reds, and since then I became a red forever. Up the reds ❤️🔴

Chelsea taking Caicedo back from Liverpool

An autistic girl was dragged out of her home by multiple police officers Her crime? Telling a cop that she looks like a lesbian nana. West Yorkshire police just released a public statement confirming this arrest. twitter.com/markmaycot/sta…

I hate this guy so much man. He’s an annoying player