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Claude Code: "You've hit your limit, Limit resets 7pm". Me from 5 - 6:59pm . 💀

When David Dobrik SURPRISED his friends with Borat and he ENDED up CRASHING into his BRAND NEW car and DESTROYING everything in his house 😭💀

Twenty years ago, this would have been a multimillion dollar cross promotional advertisement or something airing during the Super Bowl, worked on for months by extremely talented VFX artists.

🔥🤔 “Why did we crash? Because President Obama needed to hit the WHCD” “You’ve got to be F0CKING KIDDING ME” - @ShawnRyan762 NEVER FORGET 15 YEARS AGO TONIGHT IN 2011 PRESIDENT OBAMA PUSHED BACK THE OSAMA BIN LADEN RAID ONE DAY SO HE COULD ATTEND THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER. Seal Team 6 Operator Bissonette said the previous day was chosen because of the weather element. So it was more important for Obama to go to the WCHD & was willing to let this mission that was planned quickly in 2 weeks where TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE not be optimal for his warriors for his own vanity. What if Bin Laden was tipped off and left? Another reason is if something went wrong and the mission failed or there was a loss of life it would have made it completely impossible for Obama to attend & be around all his sycophants and Hollywood friends to praise him. This is the difference between President Obama and President Trump. Trump would NEVER have made the WHCD his priority. This was ALSO the night that Obama’s priority was to embarrass citizen Trump in public… it backfired and TONIGHT IS THE 15 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE NIGHT HE CREATED PRESIDENT TRUMP.

NEW: Astronaut Reid Wiseman shares a video of ‘Earthset’ that was taken with his iPhone “This is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye…” Wiseman said. This has to be the greatest iPhone video of all time.

“Alright Claude, Trump is planning on blowing up Iran and launching WW3 tonight. Make me a fuck ton of money. Make no mistakes”

🚨holy shit.. the CIA just used a tool called "Ghost Murmur" to find an American pilot hiding in a mountain crevice in Iran.. by detecting his heartbeat.. not his phone.. not a tracker.. not a radio signal.. his heartbeat.. Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works built it.. the same classified division that built the SR-71 Blackbird.. the stealth bomber.. the U-2 spy plane.. every secret aircraft America has ever denied existed until they didn't.. it uses quantum magnetometry to pick up the electromagnetic pulse your heart makes every time it beats.. then AI filters out everything else.. the pilot.. callsign "Dude 44 Bravo" was wounded.. alone for two days.. hiding in a crack in a mountain.. while Iranian forces searched for him on foot.. and America found him from the sky.. by listening to his chest.. here's the part that should rewrite everything you think about privacy and power.. this was Ghost Murmur's FIRST operational use.. meaning it's been sitting in a vault.. tested.. ready.. waiting for a moment important enough to reveal it.. they didn't show you this to impress you.. they showed you this because the next person they use it on won't be a rescue

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This footage from a A Tesla in self-driving mode avoiding a crash surrounded by clouds of smoke and dust blocking visibility has left thousands of viewers impressed.

Tim Dillon knows what he's talking about. @TimJDillon: "There's people that go [to Disney World] without children..." Tucker: "Without children? Why would you go without children?" Tim: "Because people are sick."

Coders in 2030 be like:

Not a easy day for FRONTIER FLIGHT TWENTY FIVE THIRTY NINE (Frontier Airlines Airbus A320) on the ground at ATL. Some nut job is going off the rails in the back of the bus. 🙄🤦‍♂️ Audio via Bill B.

We’re saying goodbye to the Sora app. To everyone who created with Sora, shared it, and built community around it: thank you. What you made with Sora mattered, and we know this news is disappointing. We’ll share more soon, including timelines for the app and API and details on preserving your work. – The Sora Team

Instagram is reading DM’s now. They dropped encryption. This also means Instagram is allowing third parties to have access to them. Good time to delete them all. And to stop using them.

Shannon Joy reports that the International Atomic Energy Agency has published “lockdowns 2.0” in response to a looming energy crisis. The plan would restrict driving, ground flights, force remote work, and ban gas cooking. It would also impose highway speed limits and use license plates to determine which days people are allowed to drive. Under the plan, the government would decide what is considered essential and what is not. 🎥 @ShannonJoyRadio

BREAKING: Massive explosion at the Valero Oil Refinery in Port Arthur, Texas sends towering clouds of black smoke and intense flames shooting into the sky. This is one of America’s largest oil refineries (335,000+ barrels/day capacity). Emergency crews responding with no injuries reported yet. We still don’t know the cause.

Realizing we went from “America First” to “Americans be careful everywhere on Earth” in about 3 weeks

🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: MULTIPLE CRITICAL PATIENTS AFTER AIR CANADA FLIGHT COLLIDES WITH VEHICLE WHILE LANDING AT LAGUARDIA AIRPORT. POSSIBLE FATALITIES.

Pure chaos at LGA - LaGuardia, NY just now. The airport is closed. It sounds like a vehicle has collided with an airplane. Audio via @theATCapp

🚨 NEW: Elon Musk shows his vision for how to reach a petawatt of power: Electromagnetic Mass Drivers on the Moon. Whoa.