Steve Cohen Standup

Sometimes I'll think "oh my ex and I used to do that" and then I get sad for the rest of the porno

@conlin_lauren @LAmag The interviewee doesn't seem as crazy as her accent sounds.

I speak to a supporter of Luigi Mangione outside of court to ask her thoughts about the case thus far. @LAmag

@JeffDye @luisjgomez I don't know what we're specifically talking about Jeff, but A) Looking @ humor through the lens of mathematics? I'm glad to see I'm not the only autistic here. B) Time can be replaced w/ other concepts. For example: Tragedy + Irony = Comedy C) Killing the sacred cow = Comedy

@luisjgomez It’s TIME plus Tragedy equals comedy.

Comedians SHOULD be making jokes about fucked up things that happen in the world. It’s the entire point of comedy.

@DB_Daytrades @PhilsTailgate @NBCSPhilly Bro, she looks like everyone's middle school English teacher. Of course he was scared. Mrs Moran was really harsh. Also, you shouldn't be talking when you look like you're about to crap your pants in your PFP.

@PhilsTailgate @NBCSPhilly This is hilarious but that guys defensive instincts are cooked

I need @NBCSPhilly to release the entire video of what was going on here.

@jim_jam42465 @DB_Daytrades @PhilsTailgate @NBCSPhilly I'm autistic and that's exactly what I thought... which means you're also autistic.

@DB_Daytrades @PhilsTailgate @NBCSPhilly Actually that's a clear sign of autism

@GovTimWalz I'm a Gators fan, but I also love cougars.

I picked all 1 seeds, but that’s NIL for you. Go Coogs 🔥

@GuruTwoey @dante017 @stephenasmith @GatorsMBK @DetroitPistons Oh, I thought he was mentioning race car driver Wade Cunningham... I'm so confused.

@dante017 @stephenasmith @GatorsMBK @DetroitPistons You got to be stupid he’s putting the W in front of Cades name for multiple different reason But regardless it’s intentional 🤦🏾‍♂️

Ladies and Gentlemen, just in case you did not know: this brother from @GatorsMBK, his name is Walter Clayton Jr, and he is something special. This brother is the real deal. Reminds me of @DetroitPistons big time guard Wade Cunningham.

@addictcoaching @stephenasmith @GatorsMBK @DetroitPistons I think Duke will have a tough time beating them by anything since they got eliminated, but I don't know much about basketball.

@stephenasmith @GatorsMBK @DetroitPistons Love him. But Florida doesn’t have much else. He carried them tonight. Duke will beat them by 15

@magnoliagolfco @stephenasmith @GatorsMBK @DetroitPistons No, it's fade

@stephenasmith @GatorsMBK @DetroitPistons Pretty sure it’s Zade Cunningham @stephenasmith

@poppinbuckets @alessandrajokes Not even a good ai... It's probably made by @grok

@alessandrajokes The lyrics and vocals of this song sound like they were generated by AI. No hate, just a wild assumption based on my observation of AI music that I have listened to.

Every non-CEO American on September 4, 2025

This Armenian Brandy is the answer to "What tastes like sugar covered gym shoes?"

I'm drinking an Armenian Brandy that takes like the answer to: what if shoelaces were sweet?

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @SpeakerJohnson Who is this guy

First of all, I’m not the author of this proposal. Credit to @realDonaldTrump, @JDVance & @SpeakerJohnson. Second, this is a MUCH better bill that is closer to being a real continuing resolution (not an omnibus masquerading as a CR), but with support for hurricane victims & farmers, as well as a reasonable extension to the debt ceiling. Clean & simple. If Dems reject this & government shuts down, they deserve to lose bigtime in the midterms.

@MrBeast Who is this guy

Got a few commercials on tonight’s NFL game 🤪

What do you think they're saying

MRW that sloppy toppy is extra sloppy

My friend Isaac just told me, "we're at an all time high for autistic awareness, which isn't a very autistic thing to be."

What they saying?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away, this year to save me from years I'll give it to someone who understands the inescapable pull of capitalism and how it's destroying our humanity

@Halplac I feel like it sounds overly produced

@stevecohenfun . what about rain on a tin roof ?

My top 3 songs on Spotify: 1 Rain and Thunder Sounds 2 Thunderstorm Sounds 3 Sky Water & Electricity Sounds