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The March jobs report smashed expectations!

PRESIDENT TRUMP ON IRAN: “Keep the oil, anyone?”

🚨 JUST IN: CNN is STUNNED after President Trump's latest jobs report pummels expectations "I mean the expectation was what? 60,000 jobs, and it's 178,000? Wow!" "The job market BOUNCED BACK in a big way. That is good news. Blowing away expectations." 🔥

JUST IN: The US economy added 178,000 jobs in March, crushing expectations of 65,000

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🚨 WOW! It's now being predicted that the US economy will BOOM to historic proportions as soon as the Iran war ends This could be huge 🇺🇸 "If we get that oil price back down to $60, we are going to see the biggest economic BOOM you ever saw in this country!" "It so much depends on bringing the oil price down, getting the straits open. Trump said he's going to get this done in the next few weeks. I'm here to tell you, if that happens, the economy, U.S. economy, is primed for a big boom." — Stephen Moore @RapidResponse47

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NONFARM JOB PAYROLLS REPORT TODAY: The US added +178K jobs, ahead of the +65K expected. Unemployment rate went down from 4.4% to 4.3%. This was the highest gain since March of 2025. However…last month’s revision also came in. The -92K was revised to -133K, the worst month for job losses since December 2020. If the March numbers are actually real, which now is hard to believe because every month just gets revised the next month (2025 ended up getting a revision for -1M jobs on the year) then it’s a really strong beat and healthy for the economy. It’s likely not the best for inflation because more jobs = more spending which is why the 10-year picked up, but it is good for earnings. If the job numbers aren’t real, eventually we will see the revision but a lower number could end up reducing inflation which maybe gives a better chance at a rate cut. It’s just putting the Fed in a hard spot because the inflation numbers make it hard to cut and the massive jobs beat also proves the labor market isn’t weak enough to cut. If oil could come down…and jobs continue to go up…we’d have the best of both worlds but as of now that scenario is not playing out.

🚨 BREAKING: The US jobs report just TRIPLED EXPECTATIONS, adding +178,000 when +59,000 were expected for March CNBC: "This is a BIG NUMBER!" 🔥 Experts in SHAMBLES 🇺🇸

BREAKING: The US economy adds 178,000 jobs in March, crushing expectations of 65,000. The unemployment rate fell to 4.3%, below expectations of 4.4%. This marks the biggest monthly job addition since March 2025. A much stronger than expect jobs report amid the Iran War.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US unemployment rate falls to 4.3%, lower than expectations.

PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST NOW: "With a little more time, we can easily open the Hormuz Strait, take the oil, and make a fortune. It would be a ‘gusher’ for the world." It's going to be an eventful weekend.

Markets closing at the end of the day is a legacy design choice. Tokenization opens the door to a system that looks more like the internet itself.

JUST IN: Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev says "markets closing at the end of the day is a legacy design choice." "Tokenization opens the door to a system that looks more like the internet itself."

🚨 IT IS TIME FOR IRAN TO MAKE A DEAL!

🚨BREAKING: POTUS WARNS IRAN: “The biggest bridge in Iran comes tumbling down, never to be used again — Much more to follow! IT IS TIME FOR IRAN TO MAKE A DEAL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, AND THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF WHAT STILL COULD BECOME A GREAT COUNTRY!”

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BREAKING: The S&P 500 erases all losses and turns green on the day.

🚨 JUST IN: Iran’s regime is PANICKING HARD behind the scenes as President Trump announces their largest bridge has been decimated LARA TRUMP: “You wanna talk about what the US can do? Take a look at this video!” 🔥 FAFO is full steam ahead! 🇺🇸