Jay Light

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Jay Light

@DietJay

comedian and fucked up game show host @wronggameshow show dates at the link ⤵️

Los Angeles Присоединился Ekim 2007

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Jay Light@DietJay·14 Ara

We jingled all the way through our last @wronggameshow with the amazing @billymyersIII @danielvankirk and @MaddiMays. Missed it? Don’t worry, it’s out wherever you get podcasts now (and on YouTube soon!). Give your ears the gift of WRONG! apple.co/3ZASEGX

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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff·30 Mar

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf. Not so happy, is it

sophia of hangover@aethelfleds

This is the happiest day of my life

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palmer@decentbirthday·25 Mar

overheard in a starbucks just now: “i just saw that movie about the sun dying” “project hail mary?” “hamnet”

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Fierce Deity@dafiercediety·22 Mar

A witness just sent me a photo of Chappell Roan attacking a child in Brazil

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wint@dril·19 Mar

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

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Vic Vaiana@vicvaiana·17 Mar

This is what it feels like to enjoy both Sinners and OBAA

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Mayor Guy Fieri@GuyFieri·18 Mar

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

Flavortown@flavortown

First look at Guy Fieri as the Duke of Flavortown in ‘Dune: Part Three.’

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Conner O'Malley@conner_omalley·17 Mar

Irish Zionism

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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau·16 Mar

I kinda love that Madigan won for such a fun role. She gets a very meaty dramatic scene, but she mostly gets to be a goofy little hag, it’s a delightful character performance. This is the sorta thing the Best Supporting should go to more often

charming funnyman jon butter@thejonbutter

is Amy Madigan the first person to win an Oscar for a performance where the character's first appearance is a legit jumpscare

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f thot fitzgerald@ianolympio·16 Mar

I love screenwriters

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Jay Light@DietJay·12 Mar

Kash Patel is already UFC trained, he's an Ultimate Fucking Chode deadline.com/2026/03/kash-p…

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Will Rose@Vermintyfresh·9 Mar

One ancient banger

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what’s the best tweet of all time?

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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenaker·24 Şub

I don't know if I'd call that his greatest crime

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Django Gold@django·20 Şub

seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing

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Rory Blank@BoneJail·17 Şub

Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

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Josh Billinson@jbillinson·10 Şub

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Experiences Real Human Emotions And Has The Capacity To Both Love And Be Loved

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Boxer and influencer Jake Paul couldn’t contain his emotions as his fiancée, Jutta Leerdam, won the gold in the women’s 1,000m long track speed skating competition at the 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympics on Monday. 🏅 📸: AP; Getty

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·9 Şub

"Duhh I couldn't understand any of Bad Bunny's lyrics" Oh well did U consider that music begins where the possibilities of language end? Dumb ass. To which speech can give no utterance? 😂 And it clothes experience with a power words cannot impart? 😭 Dumb ass 🫵

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party mom@fifimcfae·6 Şub

samin nosrat seeing briahna joy's pantry

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GoliathFan1952@ByYourLogic·5 Şub

Don’t pay attention to this: all kitchen outcomes are completely random. People who “know how to cook” are just unnaturally lucky or have the resources to try 5 or 6 things at once, while only serving you the success stories. It’s impossible to “learn”

Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenaker

If you're looking to start cooking for yourself and others, I recommend this book as a good place to begin

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