halli

getting so drunk i donated to wikipedia

im listening to my body and its telling me it wants a 10mm bullet straight to the dome

cigarettes are gross unless you’re hot

Doom scrolling? I’m joy scrolling, knowledge scrolling, giggle scrolling.

u get paid n suddenly the sun shines brighter scents smell better food taste better smiles r wider

only twitter and gulf of mexico are allowed to be deadnamed

Having 1200 calories of chips and salsa for dinner

Jobs for stupid girls that have made all the wrong decisions for five years

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

type of vibe i’m on

I have to lock in this week or else they're going to take me

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

I hope everyone leaves milk and cookies out tonight for George.

u bitches never wanna go on a walk anymore and that’s your problem

me after i parallel park

When the post yap clarity hits

just filed my own taxes. See y’all in prison