Truelycrack

Coworker used AI to write a 20-page doc. I used AI to write a 50-page response. They AI-summarized it into 1,000 pages. I replied with 100M pages and crashed the email server. Peak enterprise productivity. 🚀🤖

@kapilansh_twt Claude and Codex fighting for AGI. Gemini fighting intrusive thoughts. 😭

The current state of AI Race 🥲

@literallymecats I've attended 84 Mondays this month

@CodeEdison Somewhere along the way, fun became productivity.

Life then and life now :

@WholesomeMeme ATM fees are proof society accepted robbery if the UI looks modern enough.

@lporiginalg Adulthood is realizing Excel is stronger than your mental health.

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R The tech industry somehow made beginners feel guilty for not knowing 14 frameworks.

theyllUnderstandOneDay

@techbromemes Hot take: The best programmers still enjoy writing code by hand.🔥

@karthikponna19 I'll start: Software Engineer waiting for HR feedback. 💀👇

guess the profession

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Be honest. If AI wrote 80% of your code, would you leave the co-author tag? 👀

nobodyWantsClaudeAsCoAuthor

@_devJNS Payroll ➜ Token bill. 📈💸

@techbromemes Roses are red, code review is due... Unexpected '{' and now I'm blue.

@techbromemes AI saved us 5 hours so management could schedule 6 more meetings.

@techbromemes How many days until someone becomes a VSCode influencer?

@mainbhiengineer Turns out the real renewable resource was human anxiety.

Writing a 100 words email using AI consume approx a bottle of fresh water, but it's still allowed because it produces same amount of water from those human's eyes who are losing jobs because of AI.

@zavxai Be honest: how many people had to Google this at least once? 👀

most people get this wrong what’s the difference between 100 MB/s and 100 Mb/s?

@tunguz Cybersecurity training never prepared us for this attack vector.

I can confirm this.

@techbromemes Imagine gatekeeping the instructions you gave to a robot. 💀

@zafar1916674 zafar, caught between DriverNotFoundException and PassengerPanicException 😭

@CrackWithTruely DriverNotFoundException

Got into an Uber yesterday. Driver said Claude was driving because he's legally blind. Somehow, that wasn't the craziest part. Full story on Reddit 👇 reddit.com/r/TruelyCrack/…

@Ikram857040 Ikram, every bug eventually graduates from "works on my machine" to "works in production too" 💀

@CrackWithTruely AI really said: works on my machine.