Johnny Cage
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@Pirat_Nation 34 Eur to buy lol. I'll just buy new controllers.
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A major breakthrough in controller calibration has been achieved for Xbox hardware.
>An unpatchable method now permanently writes custom joystick settings directly into the controller’s built-in memory.
This means the fix cannot be blocked, removed, or changed by Microsoft or through future firmware updates.
>Developed through collaboration between modyfikatorcasper, Lewy20041, and DriftGuard, the solution offers manual and automatic joystick calibration to permanently fix stick drift.
>It also allows any joystick module to be replaced while maintaining factory-level accuracy and extending the controller’s lifespan.
>The method works flawlessly on every Xbox controller model with no exceptions
-Xbox 360 (all versions)
-Xbox One Standard (1537/1697)
-Xbox One S/X (1708)
-Xbox Series S/X (1914)
-Xbox Elite V1 (1698)
-Xbox Elite V2/Core (1797)
>The same DriftGuard tool also supports calibration for many other controllers, including all PS4 versions (JDM-010 to JDM-055), PS5 DualSense and Edge, Scuf controllers, Nintendo Switch Pro Controllers, and Joy-Cons.
>Calibration data is saved directly inside the controller, so the settings continue to work on any connected device.


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@digitalix Bro I literally just use my wife's old hair bands as a wallet.
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@jinsyu I wish I could wear my tires down like that. Here that car would have already been impounded.
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@DawnsMission This seems like an issue that deserves immediate and extreme government attention.
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ONE TICK BITE JUST ENDED HIS LIFE AS HE KNEW IT
This man is choking back tears in his truck, staring into the camera, completely broken...He can NEVER eat red meat or dairy again. No steak. No burgers. No cheese. No ice cream.
It's in everything. "This is Alpha Gal syndrome... This is fucked up, man."
Now OVER 450,000 Americans are living this nightmare — and the numbers are exploding higher every single day. A tiny tick bite. Permanent consequences. Summer’s here. One hike, one backyard moment... and it could happen to you.
This is terrifying. Watch the raw video
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@Masterji_UPWale Got a Lycos ID back in early 90s. They themselves started selling info to spammers. I've officially closed the account in 2000. However it still exists and I can still login 🤣
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@WallStreetApes This is the one of dumbest post you've done. It's a huge difference. You're comparing a natural reaction to a synthetic sweetener. Fructose and glucose are natural sweeteners and the exact metabolites of sucrose produced and utilized by humans. High fructose corn syrup is trash.
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A real scientific study onto Coca-Cola found that Mexican Coke is a lie. It showed there is no real cane sugar
“In 2010, a group of legit scientists get together to do a legitimate experiment for a legitimate science journal, and they want to test soft drinks including Coca-Cola. They want to know what sorts of sweetener are being used for each and how much of that sweetener is in each of them.
So they gather a bunch of soft drinks including a Mexican Coca-Cola and an American Coca-Cola, and do all of their testing.
What they find is that the Mexican Coca-Cola actually has no sucrose in it, meaning sugar. All they find in this is glucose and fructose, the elements that are used to build high fructose corn syrup. — They found no sugar. They only found the elements for high fructose corn syrup”
Okay this sounds really crazy, so I looked into what’s actually happening
Coke is highly acidic with phosphoric acid. Sucrose, which is cane sugar, hydrolyzes (breaks down) very quickly in acidic conditions into glucose + fructose
By the time the bottle reaches you, especially after shipping, storage, and sitting on shelves, most or all of the sucrose has already inverted
That’s why the study found almost zero intact sucrose
Recent lab tests confirmed Mexican Coke starts with cane sugar but ends up with ~97% inverted by the time it’s tested
So you are literally paying more for nothing
So it’s technically not a lie, but it’s also incredibly misleading too
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@digitalix @LinusTech They are made in China and there's no IP protection. So any one can have the Chinese factory make the screw driver for probably 10 USD.
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@HayHawthorne @N984TW @aviationbrk Lol no. The assets would be bought pennies on the dollar by another, or most likely daddy gov would bail them out like the auto and banking industries
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@N984TW @JohnnyCage00007 @aviationbrk Just for the record, Boeing going out of business would be absolutely catastrophic. Aircraft backlogs would go out 40 years and airlines would be unable to grow efficiently.
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@TheOfficerTatum LoL the DEI dispatcher trying to get Kevin to contaminate the crime scene which would likey also have made poor Kevin the primary suspect
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🚨Pava LaPere, a SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR and WOKE CEO ran EcoMap, a company that "stands against systemic racism, bigotry, and a police state that criminalizes Black bodies"
She was beaten to death with a brick by Jason Billingsley, career criminal. Registered sex offender.
Billingsley got early release so the system wouldn't look racist. Days before, he'd raped and nearly killed another woman.
Her ideology shielded her killer.
Virtue signaling killed her.
Feelings over safety. Pava paid with her life.
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@WEschenbach @TheMercianNews That's probably about 70% of the worlds population. I could live with that.
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@TheMercianNews If someone's mental facilities are so poor that they think it is OK to rape two teenage girls, they should be quickly and humanely put to death. There is no room for such vile insanity in our world.
And I have no words for what should happen to the Judge who let them walk.
w.
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🚨NEW: Three teenage boys who filmed themselves raping two teenage girls in separate attacks in Fordingbridge have all been spared jail by judge Nicholas Rowland. They then sent the video around to multiple people.
Judge Nicholas said the boys were "very young, had low intelligence and had a limited understanding of consent."
One of the victims told the court "All I want to do is die, I no longer have fear for when that comes."
She described how she felt “numb” and was shaking while the boys were “laughing and recording what happened” over the 90-minute ordeal.
Videos of the incident were later sent around and other people made jokes about the girl and she received messages calling her a "s**g."
thesun.co.uk/news/39172359/…

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1 AM. Arkansas. A dog won't stop barking.
A father walks down the hallway. Opens his 14-year-old daughter's bedroom door.
The bed is empty. The window is open.
He already knows the name of the man who took her.
He's known it for three months.
Aaron Spencer is 37 years old. Army veteran, 82nd Airborne, deployed to Iraq. Farmer. Husband. Father of a little girl who used to sleep with the light on.
The man who took her is named Michael Fosler. 67 years old.
Three months earlier, when she was still 13, Arkansas had arrested Fosler and charged him with 43 separate crimes against her.
Sexual assault of a minor.
Internet stalking of a child.
Sexual indecency with a child.
Possession of child pornography.
43 counts. Against a 13-year-old girl.
43.
The judge looked at all of it. And set the bond at $50,000.
Fifty. Thousand. Dollars.
Then she wrote "no contact order" on a piece of paper and called it justice.
Fosler walked out the same day.
And on the night of October 8, 2024, he came back for her.
That's when Aaron Spencer grabbed his Glock 19.
That's when Aaron Spencer climbed into his Ford truck.
That's when Aaron Spencer stopped waiting for the system to save his daughter.
He found Fosler's truck on Highway 31. His little girl was inside it.
He chased him six miles. High beams flashing. Horn screaming. Begging him to pull over.
Fosler did not pull over.
So Aaron rammed the truck into a ditch.
Drew his pistol.
And fired sixteen rounds.
Fifteen of them found the man who raped his daughter.
Then he picked up the phone, called 911, and said the only words a father can say in that moment:
"Michael Fosler is dead on the side of the road for trying to kidnap my daughter. I had no choice."
The state charged him with second-degree murder.
The prosecutor went on TV and said, quote: "We don't live in the Wild West."
The judge slapped him in a jail cell.
And every father in this country went silent for a long, long minute.
Then something happened that nobody predicted.
Aaron Spencer, awaiting trial for killing the man who raped his little girl, announced he was running for Sheriff of Lonoke County.
A murder defendant. Running for the badge.
The whole country laughed. The pundits called it a stunt. The papers called it impossible.
March 3, 2026. The voters of Lonoke County walked into the polls.
They did not laugh.
They gave Aaron Spencer 53.5% of the vote.
They threw out the incumbent sheriff who had locked him in a cell. They gave him a 27-point landslide.
The father who killed his daughter's rapist is now the Republican nominee for sheriff in a county where Trump pulled 76%.
His murder trial begins June 22, 2026.
Five weeks from today.
If he wins the trial, his name stays on the November ballot.
If he wins November, he becomes the sheriff who answers 911 calls in Lonoke County, Arkansas.
The father. With the badge. Of the same county that arrested him.
This is what happens when a system lets a 43-count predator walk free for $50,000.
This is what happens when a judge writes a paper order instead of doing her job.
This is what happens when a father decides he is done waiting.
There is something left in this country.
Something the courts cannot kill.
Something the judges cannot bond out.
Something the prosecutors cannot silence.
It is called a father.
And in Lonoke County, Arkansas, 53.5% of the voters just looked Aaron Spencer in the eye and said:
"Sir. You did the right thing. Now come run the whole damn sheriff's office."
His trial starts in five weeks.
God bless Aaron Spencer.
And God bless every American standing behind him.

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@garyblack00 Keep seeing this, and yes the shit is bananas. But..
IPO let's say 100
Jumps to at least 500
Then drops 50% to 250
That's your plan?
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@CryptoMikli Don't really like this guy but he ain't wrong. She's a mid east European girl at best.
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Clavicular says Sydney Sweeney is mid and would become invisible with an average body
“Some people think that Sydney Sweeney is extremely attractive. But I would say that she’s pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed, right. She’s got the eyes of doom with no infraorbital support”
“She’s really not that much of a looker in her face. I think that a lot of people with porn brains find her attractive because of her body”
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Johnny Cage รีทวีตแล้ว

Women have always been this way
A letter from a woman to her husband on the front in WWI talking about how she let another man get her pregnant after not getting any letters for 3 weeks and how she hoped the baby would just die.
She also tells him to keep sending her money!

Michael Orthodox ☦@Michaeldudufudu
I'm truly amazed by modern women's ability to murder their own children as simple as breathing
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@mbmaybachfans @dsgolson Really looks like a Chevy Impala. What I don't get, if these EVs are so amazing, why do they imitate ICE cars? Fake engine noise, fake shifting, fake tachometer....
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0-100 km/h 2 sec: The new-brand Mercedes-AMG GT 63 electric 1.163 HP 0-200 km/h 6.4 sec 🚀 How do you like it?
📹: @dsgolson
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@TshifhiwaChipo @aviationbrk Forgot
I've been pulling back the whole time
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@aviationbrk "This can't be happening"
"What's happening?"
"This can't be true"
"We are dead"
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