Ste Jeffery

@FPL__Raptor Suarez

In your opinion, who is the best finisher in Premier League history? Not one specific type of finish, but able to do everything clinically. Ignore stats/conversion rates. (I just watched a highlight reel of Jamie Vardy’s best goals and it made me think of the question)

@KosisoVall 🤡

🚨 Breaking: The Liverpool board has drawn up a shortlist of five coaches to replace the sacked Arne Slot. Shortlisted candidates include: • Andoni Iraola • Pep Guardiola • Xavi Hernández • Liam Rose…

@Hrits2212 @markklfc ....I don't even know where to begin with this 😆

@markklfc Owen, shut the feck up, you are just a double sided coin, thats says SHIT on both side. Shut up !!!

Micheal Owen on Arne Slot’s exit and Andoni Iraola links: 🗣️ “I’ve got to be honest, I’m really struggling to get my head around this. Arne Slot wins the league, gets Liverpool competing properly again, secures Champions League football… and now he’s out? That feels extremely harsh from the outside looking in. Managers are judged on results, and the results under him haven’t been bad at all. Of course, there might be things happening behind the scenes that fans don’t see, but it still looks like a strange decision. Then you look at Andoni Iraola and you understand why he’s being linked. He’s done an outstanding job, his teams are well-coached, aggressive, and tactically very strong. If Liverpool go for him, they’d be getting one of the most exciting young managers in Europe. But replacing a title-winning manager so quickly will always raise big questions, no matter who comes next.”

@Dezprotweet 🤡

🚨Breaking: New 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋 manager 𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙄 𝙄𝙍𝘼𝙊𝙇𝘼 has reportedly handed the board 5-man list of players he doesn’t want to work with again next season, as he aims to win back the PL and UCL. 🇸🇪Isak Alexander 🇮🇹Chiesa Federico 🇳🇱Virgil van Dijk….See below

@UTDtwo 🤡

🚨 NEW: Andoni Iraola has reportedly drawn up a six-player shortlist he wants Liverpool to sign once he is appointed. The players are: 1. Adam Wharton 2. Nico Williams 3. Nico Schlotterbeck 4. Bradley Barcola …see below.

@FPL__Raptor Price rise predictions on busy days (first or last of a gameweek specifically) seem increasingly unreliable.

If you’re like me and deciding between FH33 & WC33 (or if you’re just playing either chip), make sure to make transfers tonight (even if you don’t activate the chip). 8 players I’d possibly want on FH/WC are rising and 5 of my team are falling. Up to £1.3m saved tonight 🫡

@CodyBuchan74818 @Conflict_Radar Look at you having a hissy fit. You embarrassment. Grow up.

@SteJeffery7 @Conflict_Radar GET A LIFE YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT

BREAKING: Alerts in Dubai and missile launch detected in Iran This is not a ceasefire, guys

@CodyBuchan74818 @Conflict_Radar Good one. Get a job.

@SteJeffery7 @Conflict_Radar FUCK YOU

@WarMonitorINTL There are no air raids sirens in Dubai you daft cunt.

@TheHitMan1776 @IRANinZIMBABWE Cringiest post on twitter since your deranged Embarrassment-in-Chief had his sweary hissy fit.

@IRANinZIMBABWE You’re right. 8 P.M. is not good for you. That’s about the time it gonna rain. Lightning. Thunder.

8 P.M. is not that good. Could you change it to between 1 and 2 P.M., or if possible, 1 and 2 A.M.? Thank you for your attention to this important matter. I.E.Z.

@RedainBeirut2 I replied but it didn't tag you. Go find it if you like.

@SteJeffery7 I’m at work actually, but why are you cynical? I’m not making this up you can look it up.

🚨 Breaking: Residents in Dubai are talking about big explosions shaking the city.

@RedainBeirut2 @EmperorOfPuns Oh we can play this all day. It's not that "you're not making it up" it's this desperate delusion to spread hyperbole as "breaking news". There have been explosions nearly every day in March. And no, I've not put any money into UAE real estate-I just don't like oportunistic cunts

@EmperorOfPuns @SteJeffery7 Probably put his life savings in Dubai real estate 😂

@usiluv @Xking332 Again?! Wow Dubai has 'ended' more times the Lord of the Fucking Rings. Hush.

@Xking332 The end of dubai

The past two days have been a brutal nightmare for Dubai. Locals are desperate to escape Dubai more than ever. Unfortunately, the future looks even darker. Iranian missiles killed at least 2 people in the UAE today. Several people are badly injured. The UAE has rejected a ceasefire deal with Iran. Dubai is pushing for an all out war. Qatar has reached a peace agreement with Iran. But the UAE is urging America and Israel to dismantle Iran’s regime. They are putting pressure on America for a ground invasion of Iran. The UAE is also spending billions on American weapons. Deputy Police Chief Dhahi Khalfan Tamim wants America to cripple the hands and legs of the Iranian Ambassador. Ambassador Yousef Al Otaiba has confirmed UAE would join America to fight for the Strait of Hormuz. Leaders are saying peace is out of the equation. In simple English, the UAE wants to finish Iran. This is a huge setback for civilians in Dubai. Every life is officially in danger now.

@HustleBitch_ Scientific consensus (including bodies like the World Meteorological Organization): Cloud seeding may increase rainfall slightly (often ~5–15%) It does not create violent storms. It cannot generate tornadoes or large-scale weather systems. There are no tornado sirens in the UAE.

🚨 THEY SEEDED THE CLOUDS OVER DUBAI — NOW A "RARE" STORM IS FLOODING THE CITY WITH TORNADO SIRENS Dubai is getting hit right now: • Flash floods swallowing roads • Violent winds tearing through the city • Tornado sirens going off • A region that almost never sees storms… suddenly dealing with extreme weather Now connect this. The UAE openly uses cloud seeding with planes flying into clouds and firing salt flares to modify the weather and make it rain: • Silver iodide • Sodium chloride • Pilots triggering rainfall mid-air So when a rare, aggressive storm hits the same skies... people are starting to look twice. How much of this is natural… and how much was pushed? At what point does “making it rain” turn into something you can’t control?

@UK_REPT Fuck me. Get a life.

@PiptonLemon @Parodyjeffx Did you not look at the name you were replying to? 😆

Just so you know, Dubai doesn’t have an airport anymore. It’s gone.

@Sijusaji07 Yeah, Iran have been sending missiles and drones towards the UAE since Feb 28th. Congratulations on 'BREAKING NEWS' 3 weeks late. Grow up you clown.

🇮🇷🇦🇪⚡️- Explosions heard in Dubai, locals tell sources to me

@OfficerCurrent @_rathbone They WILL attack Dubai? What do you think they've been doing for the past few weeks

@_rathbone They are too pussies for that. They will attack Dubai or something.

Everyone wants Iran to kill Netanyahu. The entire world is waiting for this man to be confirmed dead.