CommanderMetalMouth

the average "north american" tour now: - boston - nyc - nyc - nyc - los angeles - los angeles - los angeles - bumfuck nowhere, ohio - 1 (one) randomly selected southern city - the only city in mexico - the only city in canada

I Don’t Need An Ai Summary Of An Email I Can Just READ The EMAIL

Mornin belly rubs

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

never fails to make me giggle

the sexual tension between me and the tattoo that i don’t have money for right now

Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan

no im not gonna hate on someone because they’re poly , use neo pronouns , identity as a therian , or are a furry

I could honestly probably clean it a bit more but… I’m done. Dear god… this was a challenge but I loved every step of it. #lelandcoyle #outlasttrials #outlasttwt

Dorris Ritter says lets go lesbians #lesbianvisibilityday #outlastrials

“you let oomfs dm you??” oomfs could stick it up my ass

take meg’s suffering triple it and give it to nicki minaj

Love? NOPE! GAS LEAK!!!

Nawwww I just found the most incredible shirt but it's so well loved the design is flaking off 😭

only logged in for the night market and hansry miis had a baby. waddahell shes so cute

ITS 4/20 GIRLS SMOKE SOME POT KISS A GIRL CHILL THE FUCK OUT SEND ME BONG RIP VIDEOS IN THE REPLIES PLEASE I LOVE YOU ALL GOD BLESS

Hey guys! I know it may be tempting because they're rare and some folks really want them, but do NOT pay an excessive amount of money for scalped products. Especially the corporations doing it - they do NOT deserve to flourish off of scummy business practices. Thank you!

Why is there such a stigma around blocking. Like yes I blocked you because you were annoying. No I don’t care if we ever interacted. How is that weird?