Scott

I rebuke living paycheck to paycheck. I declare overflow!

Cardio changes your endurance. Lifting changes your body. Diet changes your weight. All three together change your life.

"you're so good at golf" Me in primary:

Me: Nkugambye Sagala Hawker: Jino emicungwa gikakanya obusungu

First man in history to build a transparent house 😂

Me to my mom after she removed the PS5 i put in my sister's brideprice list

I don't know why African parents are quick to notice a pregnant child but not a depressed child

My English is perfect when I speak it silently in my head. Once I open my mouth, it didn’t could 😭😭.

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If a developer says: I’ll fix it in 1 hour. Just believe them. No need to send a follow-up in every 3 hours.

So, we’re living on a ball that is made up of about 70% water on its surface, hanging in the middle of nothing, yet it keeps rotating by itself and the water doesn’t spill, and we don’t fall off?????

A Turkish proverb says, “If a father bathes his children, both will laugh, and if a son bathes his father, both will cry.” Such is the painful beauty of life, where love comes full circle with time.

Doctor: You had an appointment yesterday, why didn't you come? Me: I was sick Doctor:

After 4 yrs of Computer Science engineering, I'm thrilled to announce completion of my first website

i can tell u 20 different stories while TRYING to tell u literally ONE

“I have never seen you sick, what’s your secret?” Me in 2005

Own something. Inflation is coming.

does NASA know i'm the star they're looking for??

My dad once he opens the door "Where's your mom?" Bro answer my greetings first your wife is inside

Loving your country should never be synonymous with loving your government.