StrandedMike

387 posts

StrandedMike

@StrandedMike1

Don't know how. Don't know why. But here I am.

Sumali Nisan 2022

550 Sinusundan7 Mga Tagasunod

StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·7h

@basedgizmo Can the voice of God be played too loudly?

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Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸@basedgizmo·11h

Forgot I had my volume on blast so the whole bus got to hear Rich’s beautiful laughter

Trey the Explainer@Trey_Explainer

Lmao

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·2d

@negro_milano Ya basta de cachondearos de los extremeños Solo practicamos canibalismo en periodos de hambruna (de enero a diciembre)

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Milano Negro@negro_milano·2d

El típico mensaje que publicas en tuiter antes de irte a Extremadura

Miguel Bosé@boseofficial

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·3d

@ideal_granada

GIF

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ideal_granada@ideal_granada·3d

#Granada Rescatan a un joven que cayó por un puente de Pinos Puente tras hacer el pino ideal.es/granada/rescat…

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·5d

@CurvyBug Well, he was the Top of the morning

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Nat@CurvyBug·6d

Why would markipilier do this to jack

REINNAAAA 🦉𐃈@glitteryfem

an accurate representation of libfems

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·6d

@bouncyclown Frustratedly fiddling with their flower spray because the blood inside has coagulated

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🤡Bouncy🤡@bouncyclown·17 May

Thinking about the concept of a clown vampire... If you invite them in your house like 100 more follow

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·16 May

Grutas de "El Águila", Ávila

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·16 May

@LaCrowArt Felicidades, y bienvenida a la treintena 🎉

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🍂Crow🐦‍⬛🎃🌻 Entre dos fuegos 💀@LaCrowArt·16 May

ªªª Hay globitos en mi perfil, mis 20s han muerto 🤧🤧🤧

🍂Crow🐦‍⬛🎃🌻 Entre dos fuegos 💀 tweet media

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·15 May

@RaphDeee I feel like I could jump on those and reach unparalleled heights

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Raph@RaphDeee·15 May

Gonna need these for my streaming career

PmAmTraveller@pmamtraveller

4000cc breast implants

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·12 May

@outonopriv Eyes so deep one could fall in them

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Autunno@outonopriv·12 May

Gosto do frio pq da pra andar bonitinho

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·10 May

Acabo de ver La Momia de Lee Cronin Al menos me he reído

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·9 May

@cocon265654 "Broken Man is crying"

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cocon@cocon265654·9 May

lisa the painful

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·9 May

@LaCrowArt Para unos pocos, funciona genial

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🍂Crow🐦‍⬛🎃🌻 Entre dos fuegos 💀@LaCrowArt·9 May

Uy pero que bien funciona el capitalismo,no?

Apu@Apu_elrojo

Así lucen las calles de Los Ángeles, California, en un país que se está gastando 10.000 millones de dólares a la semana en una guerra.

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·9 May

@tenthousund That happens sometimes, not interested

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🎄caulkmas🎄@tenthousund·8 May

my penis made a wheezing noise then fell off onto the ground

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·8 May

@DucDeVinny Oh Vinny, thank you for this one

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Duc de Vinny (comms open)@DucDeVinny·8 May

All Kings & Queens of Spain, plus some others cus i had space left

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·8 May

@aamusicdaily Que recuerdos...

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daily ace attorney music 🎶@aamusicdaily·8 May

Dick Gumshoe ~ That's "Detective Gumshoe," Pal! #AceAttorney

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·8 May

@nygma0451 The whole amnesiac protagonist thing has been done many times, but imo it was perfected here. This is a world that you don't know, but it does know you. It knows about your condition, and it lies to you constantly.

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nygma0451@nygma0451·8 May

A CRPG so good even JRPG fans love it. I'm not even joking about this. It has a strong cult following of JRPG fans.

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·8 May

Brigadors must die #BrigadorKillers

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·8 May

@The41stPrecinct Mr. Farage, does this...happen to be yours?

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The 41st Precinct@The41stPrecinct·7 May

Yellow trousers?

Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage

If you really want change, go out and vote for it tomorrow.

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·8 May

@DucDeVinny Pretty much every day

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Duc de Vinny (comms open)@DucDeVinny·8 May

This is me and i say this

melge ⚔️@bar0queblood

WHENEVER I SEE FANART WHERE THE FEMME CHARACTER HAS A HOOKED NOSE MMM YESS! DELICIOUS!!! WAITER!! WAITER!!! MORE ART PLEASE

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StrandedMike@StrandedMike1·7 May

@LaCrowArt Esta pandemia les fue prometida hace 3000 años

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🍂Crow🐦‍⬛🎃🌻 Entre dos fuegos 💀@LaCrowArt·7 May

Mira, si nos tenemos que encerrar en casa pues ya está, es lo que hay, y tampoco hay que darse prisa con las vacunas que luego hay efectos secundarios gravísimos como el dolor de cabeza y mejor que no nos arriesguemos, si es el deseo de Dios quién somos nosotros para ir en contra

Globe Eye News@GlobeEyeNews

BREAKING: Israel confirms first hantavirus case.

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Tuklasin

@basedgizmo @negro_milano @ideal_granada @CurvyBug @bouncyclown @LaCrowArt @RaphDeee @outonopriv