chicmelon

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chicmelon

@chicmelon_

Sumali Mart 2025

67 Sinusundan3 Mga Tagasunod

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cecidrai@cecidrais·1d

It’s #SlapThatBigotSaturday

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JcKh_ 🇵🇸 Palestine will be free@JcKh_·2d

JcKh_ 🇵🇸 Palestine will be free tweet media

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໊@ihategaylors·2d

feel so free feel so free feel so free it’s my religion

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Isaac@isaacturnersong·23 Mar

Let’s go smiling

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Abby@iHave_Powers·6d

Queen shit for real #INeedMyHoesToBeScaredAfterIDie

Rolling Stone@RollingStone

"I knew the real Carolyn Bessette," Howard Stern said. "I don't want to go into how I knew her, but I knew her. I know enough to keep my mouth shut about that" rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…

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yc@yc·6d

What does his "presidency falling apart" mean in practical terms, if he still gets to be president and do whatever he wants?

Ryan@BanUnsweetTea

Genuinely seems Trumps presidency is completely falling apart. Basic government services aren’t getting executed. He’s stuck in a quagmire in the Middle East. Job growth is negative and inflation is accelerating. Gas is 4-5 dollars a gallon. What a mess

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P.preety@preetyiy·6d

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

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Norman Rockwell De Mierda!@timtobiii·6d

Caminar por el gimnasio dsp de bajarte de la cinta se siente asi

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trash jones@jzux·19 Mar

i love being in my room. i’m the mayor in there

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autumn 💋🪩@autmelody_·19 Mar

i was a harrie when hs1 wasn’t even a conceivable concept

𝐕𝐚𝐥𐙚🪩🌼 𝐒𝟐𝐖𝐋@satellitelovess

I was a Harrie when KISSCO was HS4

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poems for namjoon@poemsfornamjoon·18 Mar

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gabrielle@legitimatetiger·18 Mar

just remembered i will make mistakes and they will be right too. my lessons are always precursors to positive experiences

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autumn ψ AMY DAY@starrswillfade·18 Mar

being 15 when spider-man: homecoming came out and 23 when brand new day is going to be released like awwww we got to grow up and be miserable together

kayla 🇵🇸@MEGTHEEDAYA

he don’t have a clue in the fcking world….

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Маделейн .@normalmadeline·18 Mar

Having a panic attack about my life and future

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Natalie Would@_NatalieWould·16 Mar

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" Well I just have the one egg

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Doctor@DipshikhaGhosh·16 Mar

No cure for endometriosis. No proper management for menopause. No adequate symptomatic relief for menstrual discomfort. But let’s get handicapped sperm a wheelchair to make not so healthy babies because it would make men feel strong.

Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein

A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey

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meredith@noyeahobviously·14 Mar

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

Posts By Feds@SuspectFed

BREAKING: Due to many underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at multiple ICE detention facilities, ICE plans to relocate all underage female detainees to an undisclosed island for 'safeguarding'.

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zoë rose bryant@zoerosebryant·13 Mar

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@chipgibbons.bsky.social@ChipGibbons89·12 Mar

It is very weird watching a U.S. official lamenting the loss of hereditary titles in the UK as some of woke, death of the west, when our country's entire founding mythology is that we rejected this.

Stephen Miller@StephenM

700 years

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