NotImportant

Esta pequeña nutria va de camino cuando, de repente, su radar de aperitivos se activa

If u think about it an audience is just a bunch of cuck chairs filled with cucks watching me penetrate the landscape of ideas

She’s dressed like Denzel Washington at a Lakers game

Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table

Call me a bicycle cuz I’m two tired

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

i just know she drives a toyota corolla filled with trash

He rapped about a fake daughter for 3 mins…. Can we stop with this shit lmfao

Camera man got a little distracted but he finished strong

ghetto ass popeyes in dc got the toilet paper hanging from a chain

i’m just a “yes ma’am” kinda fella

I don't actually miss you. It just messes with my ego that you're not obsessed with me anymore

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

Society is too harsh on nose-picking

randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself

the best part of my day is jacking off. i cant wait to die.

pronouncing the L in caulk loud as fuck so nobody thinks i’m thinking about dicks or anything gay like that

Becoming a hardcore vegan and telling other vegans “I just hate animals so fucking much the thought of eating them makes me sick”