Marvel🅿️

we lost him in all the universes, may he rest in peace 🤍

I'm no better than an old person

when i say i miss greys anatomy this is what i mean

What the fuck is up with people in this country having absolutely NO spatial awareness in supermarkets? Why is your trolley sideways blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if it’s your first time on earth? MOVEEEEEE

At this time of year, it’s professional shoppers only. My mum trained me up from 14, my brother was never allowed. You simply cannot be bringing your 3 kids, husband and mum-in-law to tesco I’m afraid.

Me after seeing the Meridian grand is doing a wedding giveaway

That British nigga basically selling this on canvas for $25,000 right now

The styling in 90/00s tv shows and movies was perfection, truly a lost art

Yes. You do not get to jump a broom with a descendant of the reason why brooms needed to be jumped in the first place.

I express my profound closeness to the Palestinian people in Gaza, who continue to live in fear and to survive in unacceptable conditions, forced once again from their own lands. Before Almighty God, who commanded “Thou shalt not kill,” and throughout human history, every person always has an inviolable dignity, to be respected and upheld. I renew my appeal for a ceasefire, the release of hostages, and a negotiated diplomatic solution, in full respect of international humanitarian law. I invite everyone to join my heartfelt prayer that a dawn of peace and justice may soon arise.

Let me see one black women sympathise with this guy

brain full of shito, that one.

What President @officialABAT and his band of political carnivores are doing is not accidental. No, it’s far more deliberate, far more calculated. The same has been done by former politicians and Presidents, just not this brazenly. They are conducting an experiment, the kind despots have practiced for centuries. They prod, they poke, they test the waters, measuring, ever so carefully, the tolerance of the Nigerian people. How much theft can they endure? How much humiliation can they swallow? How much criminality parading as governance can they survive before the dam finally bursts? It is, in effect, a grotesque science. And, tragically, Nigerians have so far proven to be the perfect test subjects. You see, the tragedy of Nigeria is not merely that it has been cursed with a gluttonous elite. No, the real tragedy is that this elite has discovered something extraordinary: that the Nigerian spirit, for all its resilience, for all its brilliance, possesses an endurance threshold so vast, it can be exploited almost indefinitely. Other nations, when provoked, revolt. They march, they resist, they claw back a semblance of dignity. But Nigeria? Nigeria absorbs it all; corruption, brutality, tribalism, the brazen mockery of its own citizens. Like an ox beaten daily, it grows accustomed to the whip, even as its masters grow more inventive in cruelty. And so, the cannibal politicians keep feeding, devouring the nation’s lifeblood, emboldened by the silence, the compliance, the misplaced hope that tomorrow might somehow be better. It is not governance, my friends. It is a circus of predators fattening themselves on the endurance of their prey. But here is the rub, every experiment has a breaking point. Every tyrant miscalculates. One day, when the Nigerian people awaken to the realization that endurance is not a virtue but a cage, when they finally shatter the illusion that survival is enough, the reckoning will be swift. And for those who have feasted too long at the table of iniquity, it will not merely be justice, it will be retribution. Ah, and that, my dear friends, will be a moment worth waiting for. JUST ONE DAY.

The fact he has to explain that is MAD

the concept of going to the cinema and forgetting about the whole world for 2 hours

“80% don’t even know”