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D & Date Night. ✨ I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’m married to my DM. @roohawk 😏

Little kid: my favorite animal is a fish Chappel roan:

Between shit like this and TSA yall some bold bitches to be in anyone’s airport right now.

when gay men compliment woman it’s normal but when a lesbian compliments a man everyone calls them bi.. y’all hate lesbians

Congratulations to Josh Allen and Hailee Steinfeld, who are expecting their first child together ❤️💙 (via @HaileeSteinfeld)

YOUR religion doesn’t prohibit ME from doing anything. It prohibits YOU. Learn the difference & stay out my business.

life is better when no one knows what you’re doing

when I'm having fun on a sunday and it becomes 6-7pm

how it feels to say “girl whatever” instead of arguing

construction workers after blocking off 3 lanes of traffic just to do nothing for 5 years

nothing about me feels real and i don’t remember most of my life x.com/SussySpongey/s…

SHE IS 👹

“people can identify how they want” lesbian is a sexuality excluding men .. bisexuality does not exclude men .. if you are attracted to and date men you cannot be a lesbian its literally simple math yall making it calculus spare me

just found out i’m chopped and also unc

nonverbal phone time but our legs are touching so we're there for each other

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how it feels trying to stop myself from spending money

Okay, I revealed this at the concert last night and now the cat's out of the bag, so I will confirm for everyone: There will be a Stardew Valley 1.7 update. No release date, no estimate. But it's happening