Michael JACKEDson

727lbs in super crispy HD, no memes in this video, hit IG for the chuckles

Dis how Goku be standin after he done powerin up

Didn’t Meg cheat on every dude she been with publicly? I’m tryna process something

Be nonchalant when another man approaches your woman. Her actions decide if she’s all in with you or if you’re just the placeholder.

When you find out the creator of The Simpsons being in the epstein files, suggest they were not predicting events They were confessing

@sanfilti @kalanibrown21 She can take the V out his blood

@kalanibrown21 did they ever explain how she can go toe to toe with someone as fast as a-train and has laser vision?

Cancelling Gen V after revealing to us that Marie can basically can go toe to toe with Homelander is insaaane. 😒

A surgeon showed that he could sew up a balloon without making it burst

Orcas have brain structures you don't have. Neurobiologist Lori Marino's MRI work on killer whales identified a fourth cortical segment called the paralimbic lobe. It sits next to the limbic system and handles emotion and social awareness. It doesn't exist in humans or in any land mammal. In orcas, it's so elaborated it erupts into the cortex. Their cortical limbic lobe, the region handling self-awareness and social processing, is exceptionally developed. Their brain weighs roughly 12 pounds, four times the mass of yours. They have spindle cells, the same neurons that let humans reason about other minds. When an orca surfaces and locks eyes with you, it's running a social assessment with neural hardware specialized for exactly that. It knows you're a separate being. It knows you're watching it back. It's evaluating you. Here's what should recontextualize the clip. In all of recorded history, wild orcas have killed zero humans. Zero documented fatalities. One surfer was bitten off California in 1972, and the orca released him the moment it realized he wasn't a sea lion. A 12-year-old was bumped in Alaska in 2005. The orca approached, touched him, turned back. Orcas hunt great white sharks. They coordinate wave attacks that sweep seals off ice floes. They take down moose swimming between islands. They have every capability to kill you. They have never chosen to. Marino's explanation: the orca neocortex is developed enough to instantly distinguish a human from prey. Other researchers point to orca culture, the traditions passed through pods across generations, in which humans simply aren't food. That look is recognition and restraint. From a mind built for social cognition at a scale your brain can't reach.

The Jews openly admitting to be devil worshippers is an interesting development

When I run into the manager who made my life miserable at my old job

If the algorithm brought this to you, it means that you are due for a win.

It’s been 24 hours since he ‘committed suicide’ after he clearly said he wasn’t suicidal… David spoke about God and the Activation of Humanity… Days later…he’s dead…his Biographer…is gone 48 hours earlier. IT’S NOT SUICIDE IT’S OUTRIGHT ERASURE

#ClayfaceMovie only in theaters October 23.

These the biggest losers on the planet

Look fear in the face. #Clayface hits theaters this October.

Nick Pope died too?! You have to be brain dead to believe none of these deaths are unrelated. Something is coming we all can feel it and whatever it is remember, it’s a gov psyop!

That lady really got on the internet and said if she likes a man too much, she gotta go fuck somebody else. Even the biggest hoes got confused after hearing that.

Probably why they killed him.

Classic modern day relationship She got bored of the good guy and ran it back with her toxic ex

Fucking other niggas because you like a particular nigga is wild. These whores are a different breed. 😂💀