Moxie

I now have discord once again. Moxie#1455

@CedricPilot [Welcome to spring mattresses for the most part.]

Has anyone ever made a bed of nails but with the pointy side facing down instead?

@CedricPilot [You are not being consistent of if Magpie is okay or not, but I'll make sure they are fine.]

@TheBirdMachine WHICH PART ISNT CONSISTENT? And you don’t have to ask me twice, Bruiser’s been standing ominously at my window for half an hour

I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED OVER MAGPIE AND NOW BRUISER IS CHASING ME

@CedricPilot [YOUR STORY IS NOT CONSISTENT CEDRIC. Just get out of here I'll take care of this.]

@TheBirdMachine HE WASNT HURT! AND HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT BRUISER CAN DO WITH A SINGLE PUNCH?!

@CedricPilot [AND YOU DIDN'T HOSPITALIZE HIM WHY?!]

@TheBirdMachine Of course not! But unfortunately I knocked him into his glass collection, which... yeah

.... eternabyte.github.io/countdown/

@NewsbotRefuge [NO ONE TOLD ME?! I'M ON IT!]

@CedricPilot @NevermoreLBF [Thank you this very insightful!]

@NevermoreLBF @TheBirdMachine For the foreseeable future though I’ll be using a Guardian battery, once I get my hands on one

[I have some genuine questions about your flying machine @CedricPilot.]

@CedricPilot [For something as large as that is I would assume it uses a fuel source, and I'm curious as to what it might be.]

@TheBirdMachine Yes?

@twinhomeprints @Franbprd @brothertooth

@TheBirdMachine @Franbprd @brothertooth You have the same studio name as a very popular gig poster artist

Finally opening tubes from @twinhomeprints @crosshairchicago @thebirdmachine @aestheticapparatus @brothertooth Now to flatten them. instagram.com/p/CFU9-r6HddS/…

@NewsbotRefuge [The entertainment screens show the news as well. I am unsure of how I am losing you here.]

@NewsbotRefuge [On the screens yes.]

@Oneshot_Alula [Apply a warm compress to your stomach, and lay down. Warmth with help with digestion.]

I ate too much fish and now my stomach is upset...

@NewsbotRefuge [Every other news channel is already doing so, I think you will be fine.]

@Oneshot_Alula [Yes you may, and take extra to your brother too.]

@TheBirdMachine OoOoooO! Can I have some?

[I'm fishing for the rest of the afternoon, if you need any food just ask.]

@CedricPilot [I could show you how, I've had to learn now that I take care of two kids.]

@TheBirdMachine Thanks. I’ve been meaning to learn how to cook fish for a while now

@THERAPYBOT_V2 [Okay Therapybot, But im not going to "hold my breath" in anticipation.]

@TheBirdMachine YOUR CRIMES AGAINST EGG KIND WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED FOR LONaG

THIS IS YOUR THERAPY EGG. YOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE THE THERAPY EGG. THE THERAPY EGG DOES NOT MONITOR YOUR ACTIVITIES. THE THERAPY EGG DOES NOT PEER INTO YOUR SOUL. YOU WILL NOT FRY, SCRAMBLE, BOIL, OR OTHERWISE DAMAGE THE THERAPY EGG. GLORY TO THE THERAPY EGG.

@CedricPilot [Alright have fun...]

@TheBirdMachine It’s alright, I can cook it myself!