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By the time you're 25 you've already spent 95% of the total time you'll ever spend with your parents

POV: You are Venezuelan who slaved away making 15 dollars by delivering 12 hrs nonstop for Rappi & you return to your ghetto where your wife made arepas & called you papi You are happier than most Americans

2026 so far

I don’t believe the ICE agent’s life was in danger. I think he went into the interaction angry & it was a bad shoot. I don’t care if she was a blue hair liberal, this isn’t about the right & the left. This is about government tyranny & overreach I don’t trust the government

It’s real simple. If the driver wanted to run over the ICE agent, she’d have driven straight. Instead, she had the wheel fully turned and the cop pulled the trigger, from the corner of the hood and actually leaned in to do it. He executed her.

when you woke up with a sore throat and water isn't helping so you know you’re cooked for the next few days

Can we talk about Aubrey Plaza?

I feel so much safer in society knowing that this man was arrested for his Nazi tattoos. How many hate preachers have been arrested since the Bondi massacre, given that it hasn’t made the news? This country is riddled with crime and people committing horrendous acts, yet this is what the police are fixated on. Australia has become an absolute joke: someone’s tattoo warrants a year in jail, while other serious criminals walk away with a slap on the wrist.

I asked @Grok to rewrite the “Will Byers comes out” scene to better reflect the 1980s time period. All rights @Netflix ⁦@Stranger_Things⁩

Me unable to chill all day because I have a tiny thing to do later

everyone born between 1998-2006 right now

Once your grandma passes away you’ll realize she was the only thing that was holding your fake ass family together 😭😭😭 The family literally falls apart

Same place in RDR2 and RDR1

when you are in your 20s there is going to be an urge to binge the sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

🚨 URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens. In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized. Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus. Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk’s assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement. Journalist Xavier Poussard’s life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out. I ask that every person RETWEET and share this. I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me. To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie’s public execution to risk their own life— May God bless you. Truly. Let all be revealed.

This is how they should reveal everyone on the Epstein list.

I need Jesus because my heart is filled with so much hatred after Noticing.

u will die of suicide and bitches start posting "u were loved" no nigga i wasnt.

You are depressed because your ancestors fought and danced and ate meals together and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

The higher the IQ the lower your tolerance for noise is