Sasha Sandwich

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Sasha Sandwich

@BalancedSasha

I like stones and moss and memes and hopping about for @BossMorris_ 🤘🕯🖤

Easton, Bristol شامل ہوئے Nisan 2015

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Aiz@whirrwh0re·28 Oca

A sexual fantasy of mine is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

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zepsia ౨ৎ˚₊@jessieswrldd·13 Oca

one day i’m gonna look back on my heated rivalry era & be sooo embarrassed

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putasinghonit@putasinghonit·5 Oca

“yeah it was good thanks. quiet one. feels good to get back to some normality if im honest haha”

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Libriscent@libriscent·29 Ara

fumbling a pure lover girl leaving her confused anxious and sad is gonna be the reason for your baldness btw

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eisha 🍒@meishato·25 Ara

people who know random things are so platonically attractive to me like yes let me be your best friend tell me about the history of shampoo

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CG Drews@PaperFury·22 Ara

forget cottagecore. i want cottagegore. i want to rot down amongst the moss and mushrooms with the eldritch horrors and grow moss between my ribs and become the thing in the forest that they warn you about

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🪰Annie is Undead🔪@AnnieisUndead·23 Eyl

My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me which explains why I love industrial music.

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Rozi Rabbit@RoziBun·20 Kas

I'll call it X when Elon calls his daughter Vivian

shipz ✧@heyshipz

when was the last time you called 𝕏, “twitter”? it’s ok, you can be honest.

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໊@xpwrld·9 Kas

yeah sex is cool but what about when you’re cutting wrapping paper and it goes ——— instead of ~~~~~

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onionweigher 🧅⚖️@onionweigher·31 Eki

there are so many instances of archeologists puzzling over particularly confusing artifacts which were made by some guy doing pretty much this

Sam@zo1oft

Mug i made

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⚚Sage@belikesagee·27 Eki

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

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Jessica 💚@Greenpartygirly·21 Eki

Roses are red, Farage is obscene, Labour are spineless and I’m voting green 💚

Zack Polanski@ZackPolanski

Is the Prime minister subtweeting me? Tax wealth. Not work. Join.greenparty.org.uk

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cam@spitemeter·21 Eki

this is exactly what i would say if i ran a colored pencil shop for 30 years and i had no idea where each one of the thousands of pencils was

DaVinci@BiancoDavinci

This guy has been running a colored pencil shop in Tehran for 30 years. The walls are covered with thousands of pencils, and he’s the only one who knows where each one is.

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