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🚨🚨 BREAKING: Bayern Munich set to fine Michael Olise one week’s wages after a viral gesture involving Jamal Musiala. Sources say the club is now reviewing celebration protocols.

He was right all along and we sacked him

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid are angry with Kylian Mbappé due to what he did after the match against Betis. He checked the time and headed straight to the locker room. — @abc_es

*Bayern Munich wins the treble* Olise when they call his name out to collect the Ballon d'Or:

That was the craziest 5 minutes of #ImACeleb in 25 years. I absolutely love the drama of live TV but David and Jimmy are EMBARRASSING themselves. To have Ant & Dec, the unbiased hosts, telling you you’re chatting shit? Pathetic. David is just a massive high school bully

Stamford Bridge captured from above. What an incredible shot this is 📸

A police officer adopted a young girl who had been overlooked because of her disabilities

Those shrooms whoopin Tysons ass

Met some patriots while giving demonstrations on how to use Singh's Sausage Spray. 💯% inbred replant😂

Finally, a bit of good news.

Over 10 British police officers to arrest another Christian preacher.

Thats them...

🚨NEW: Restore Britain has pledged to offer THOUSANDS of veterans jobs in “immigration enforcement” 🇬🇧 “A Restore Britain Government will immediately run a fast-track recruitment campaign to bring thousands and thousands of British military veterans into immigration enforcement roles. Field roles.” This is brilliant news, Restore Britain would NOT neglect our veterans like they have been for so long by our incompetent governments!

A Coventry fan spotted in the crowd wearing a Frank Lampard mask... Jason Cundy is that you? 😅

Michael Olise isn’t just a top player, his background is pretty unique too. He could have played for five different countries: ▪️ England 🇬🇧 (born there) ▪️ France 🇫🇷 (through his mother) ▪️ Algeria 🇩🇿 (mother’s roots) ▪️ Nigeria 🇳🇬 (father’s side) ▪️ Haiti 🇭🇹 (family background) In the end, he chose France. 🇫🇷 🗣️ “Thierry Henry said it best: playing for France was always his dream.” Even at club level, he showed ambition, turning down teams like Manchester United to join Bayern Munich. Now he’s already making a big impact there. 🔥

What an absolute patriot 🇬🇧 @StandUnitedGB telling the police officers how it is. This is a Christian country 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Why @Keir_Starmer are you turning the UK 🇬🇧 into a muslim country? Why?

Top man 👏

Got my sign up this morning… do you like it?

Keir Starmer says he’s wants to pay tribute to our armed forces and he will never forget what they sacrificed. Yet he pays £9 million per day for unvetted migrants to stay in hotels while 1 out of 400 British veterans sleep on our streets