GooglyEye Buttholes

@JinkxMonsoon Well have I got a Twitter for you

My name is Jinkx Monsoon, and I like pictures of boys’ butts.

Georgia Anne is both offended and mildly excited by the offer to join the circus as The Bearded Lady

Diego thinks his lab partner is making a critical mistake in the experiment, but is too nervous to point that out

Li'l baby Brendan, age 15 months, is going to grow up to be a firefighter some day, we just know it

Harvey is excited to engage in a spirited debate abou--HGFLMMMPHFFFFFFGGHH

@googlybutts is an EXTREMELY NSFW Twitter account that deserves more followers. It's highly disturbing and hilarious. Proceed with caution.

Matthaius wants to be reincarnated as a muppet.

My cat and my twitter bitches have a lot in common. In particular, they're both obsessed with showing me their buttholes.

Huey is talking to his crush and just remembered he's not wearing underwear today! 😳😅

Calvin just saw someone he kinda knows from school and doesn't know if he should wave or not--mild social anxiety rn

Moby Dick

Joseph was eating cereal when an existential crisis descended upon him. Now he's full of regret and dread #relatable

Mrs. Libowitz has had it up to *here* with her husband not helping with the chores, and she's letting him have it

HUMPHREY. HUMPHREY HUMPHREY HUMPHREY HUMPHREY HUMPHREY. ~*HUMPHREY*~

Wilbur sees it's a nice day out, thinks he might go hiking today. Lol no, he's gonna stay in, watch Netflix all day

Elaine was not expecting company, so the apartment is a mess, but you can come in for a quick drink if you like

If you've seen @Topherdimaggio7 top you know that the correct answer is both

Orville isn't sure whether to feel impressed by or terrified of @Topherdimaggio7

Soccer Mom Suzanne doesn't like soccer itself as much as handing out Capri suns to the hot dads. @ArmondRizzoxxx