Grace Cottrell

Getting hospital letters in the UK is the closest modern experience to being a cold war spy because every year or so you get a message containing a place, a time and a person then are expected to turn up with zero description of how long it will take or even what's happening

And those fireworks better be all popped by 12:30 I don't wanna hear that shit at 2 AM

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set

an ugly man serial liking your instagram stories feels like being chased in the woods

I am watching the Hannibal TV show and its melting my brain into beautiful glue. nothing makes sense, everyone speaks in riddles, baroque serial murder is the national hobby, our protagonist has an empathy disease. everyone's cheekbones could cut glass. j'adore

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Lana Del Rey’s ride monologue:

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This was me 12yo doing my custom tumblr HTLM

2024 so far... What can you do?

when people type “hbd” instead of spelling it out:

The small talk portion of every meeting this week:

Just seen this cat and nearly cried

me and the girls