Bad & Broke

Here’s Dan in full. You’re welcome. #TheGreatDivideTour

they should paint this on the ceiling of MSG like it’s the sistine chapel

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

New york is funny because this is not AI we just outsideeee

When Donald Trump went to see the Knicks they lost to break a 13 game winning streak. When Taylor Swift went they staged the greatest comeback in NBA playoff history. 🤔🤔🤔

the way the knicks all hug mariska like she led them to victory, I love it

Things I miss: - $5 footlongs - 24/7 Walmart - Gas under $2 - The dollar menu actually being a dollar - The value of $20 in 2007 - Blockbuster on a Friday night - Pizza Hut buffet - Needing only one streaming service - The economy before it developed character - Hope 😭

Any other neurodivergent people find that you underreact to things you're expected to have a Big Response to (death, break ups, terrible news) and overreact to things you're expected to not get upset about??

BRO, SHE’S ALWAYS BEEN A KNICKS FAN

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

The Acolyte didn’t break canon at all. in fact, it compliments canon quite well

PlayStation 2 was the only console where u can pick up any random game and it was a great game

you raped a woman so violently that her tampon was lodged inside of her uterus & it had to be removed with forceps. shut the fuck up

i'm genuinely flabbergasted by how many people believe it's better for a child to be born into starvation, abuse, neglect, illness, & poverty than not be born at all

not now pookie I’m fortniting

eras tour toy story 5 n1 surprise songs: 🎹 I Knew It I Knew You 🎹 You’ve Got A Friend In Me (ft Randy Newman)

My mayor’s Muslim My bagel’s Jewish My president is unfortunately still alive Knicks in 5

anyone who crops out mariska hargitay will suffer 10 biblical plagues

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

David Bowie’s “Golden Years” in A KNIGHT’S TALE (2001) is the moment the movie fully commits to its own insanity. A medieval dance set to Bowie should be ridiculous. Instead, it’s one of the film’s most charming scenes.