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When I was young my bestfriend was a girl (wambui). So siku moja tukicheza, nikasema nimeenda kususu hapo kando na pia wambui akasema anataka kususu pia so we went together. Nikiwa nimesimama na susu nikaona wambui ameenda chini(squat). I was like 'weeee acha kukunia hapo' and she was like no na susu, i was so confused. Unasusu ajy nikama unakunia?😂😂 Later that day kurudi home my mother had a really hard time to explain to me cause i wanted to see kwani hio kitu inakaa ajy😂. Ilibidi mzae a demonstrate na ngombe ndio nikatulia.

@diclanrais December ni mbali

Ikifika December sisi ni big wigs. Guza tukisonga.

@VIVIANWERE2 Huyu mimi

I'm the only one without a partner on this app😭😭 Someone please date me🥺

@beldinkaaray Hio kifua

Leo ikienda fiti nitaguzishwa

@polo_kimanii Hauna gari kwani

I cant imagine what that jamaa who lost his car has gone through. Mimi wakati ile nilikua napiga ulevi nakwambia kuna siku niligusa mfuko namna hii nikaskia hakuna simu,my itel A190 was gone, pombe yote ya 1200 ilikua kwa kichwa ikadilute. Nikarudi sober,Na vile nilikua nimeng’eng’ana kulewa aki. Nikawacha kuskia,all the music in the background was muted by my ears. Nikifikiria Nangos imepotelea wapi Now imagine not finding your car where you parked it. Hapa ata unawesa poteza fahamu bwana, unafaint,tens unaamka unalipa nduthi unarudi mpaka nyumbani kuangalia kama uliisahao uko. Ukiikosa unarudi klabu tena mbio. Unapigia ule rafiki yako anakuanga mjinga ukitamani aseme niyeye aliichukua akuprank,anakwambia ndugu yangu mimi niko uganda. Woi! Woi! Mimi nikinunua gari naona nitakua natoka na steering nikiingia klabu. Bwana Hamtanirudisha nyuma nikiona. May All thieves Including Ruto get struck by lightning !

@Marionkaluki Enda uuze uji😂

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@osama_novara @Moclemoke

Verified accounts let's assemble here👇👇 with your Blue ticks.

Tiktok twitter are about to see dust in the coming weeks

Man to man: Never get into a serious relationship with a woman with relationship trouma

@_SFuniture Guza

Kuna watu wamejoin X on March Na wako Na 20k followers. Salud

@NickOire Guza

Well,I just realised that we are here to grow twitter accounts,let's do it together by following each other

@NickOire Manyondo

How do you call these biscuits in your local language

@Realfrank254 Alhamdulillah

Good Morning & Happy Tuesday! 💛 May today bring you fresh energy, new opportunities, and reasons to smile. Keep going—every small step counts. Have a productive and blessed Tuesday! ✨🙏

@lecebfelix Fb

Let engage each other follow me I promise to follow back immediately

"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." Albert Einstein

Officially two days to the world cup kick off. Which team are you supporting?

@Mugamb_ii Which team are u supporting?

early birds tusha anza rusha cv ya mjengo huko utumishi academy 🥱

@Issadora_31 Guza