MyTwoWheats 🎸 🇮🇪 🇺🇦

Not a metaphor. Not a motherfucking metaphor. Ignore this, America, at your peril.

Fucking audit it. By all means, please do. And when no fraud is found, MAGA Republicans need to make a public statement apologizing for their relentless effort to sow doubt in our elections. Constantly claiming fraud without evidence isn’t patriotism it’s an attack on public trust and the democratic process itself.

Democrats just forced a vote to put an end to Trump’s $1.8 billion slush fund. Every House Republican rejected it & voted to support your tax dollars going to cop beaters & right wing extremists. Despicable.

@Mollyploofkins This is literally ALL they have left to hang onto. They will spread these lies to the public, without a shred of evidence, so that when republicans get steamrolled in November, they’ll cry RIGGED and every news outlet the Ellison’s have bought will run with it like it’s real.

So, no evidence. Got it.

@atrupar It's an indication of how out of touch with the real world he is, when he 'learns' basic things, then thinks only HE has figured it out! Groceries ... corner store ... he'll be bragging about knowing that 'milk comes from cows, most people don't know that' next!

Such a petty vindictive fragile little fuck.

@JohnJHarwood @independant1492

JFC! nytimes.com/2026/05/15/us/…

On June 16th, 2025 Trump announced a new "Trump Phone" available for preorder. $100 preorder towards a $500 phone. To date, he's received 590,000+ preorders, taking in an estimated $59 million in sales. Last month in April, Trump updated the Preorder terms stating there is "No guarantee a phone will be produced or sold". This is beyond grifting. And the Trump phone (which will never happen), is the perfect representation of the Trump Presidency: A bait & switch scam. He stole their money and told them to cry more.

If this isn't enough, what is? #TheTimeIsNow

@SenatorSlotkin @brianschatz

The most hated pedophile on the planet and the president should be two different people.

@BitchestheCat Ah -- the triple-stack left-leg formation. Impressive.

Paw work or nah?

@LucifersTweetz @EmmaScott Woo Woo! Woo Woo! Woo Woo! Woo Woo!

@EmmaScott Sympathy for the devil will do.

Scott Adams has arrived in Hell.

@AntiTrumpCanada Yikes! This timeline is ridiculous.

BREAKING: Not to be outdone by María Corina Machado, Trump bootlicker Jon Voight will be giving his 1978 Oscar trophy to Trump, stating: “I merely borrowed this statue until the Lord revealed its rightful owner.”

@Acyn This is some motherfucking cowardice right here, friends. Blatant. Fucking cuckolding cowardice.

@Leroyyy65 When we put it under the microscope…yes. This isn’t JUST about oil…or Venezuela…or one strongman move. It’s about conditioning the system to accept….what once would’ve been unthinkable.

IMAGINE THE HORROR 🙄

Trump's reckless plan to gut the Roadless Rule and unleash chainsaws on 60 million acres of pristine national forests proves once again: to him, nature has no value until it's destroyed for profit. Our climate, wildlife, and clean water deserve better.

@BGatesIsaPyscho So if they can’t afford to live in America how are they suppose to afford moving to another country… Ben lacks all common sense and logic not to mention he is clearly an uneducated moron!