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@Bounce_BackLoan What about the statement ‘not a penny more on your council tax’ who said that Darren? Or was that not fiction

Oh this is delicious, resident Cabinet Office Minister and halfwit, Darren Jones loses his shit at Trevor Phillips when asked how the fuck is a £1.64 saving on theme park tickets for a family of 4, costing £200-£250 a good thing.

@KarlTurnerMP @UKLabour @RachelReevesMP Is one of those planets Uranus

Most any leader of @UKLabour (not interested in factionalism) would want to keep @RachelReevesMP on the field of play. Rachel has a brain the size of several planets and she is human as well. Rachel actually cares. It’s not all about her. It’s about what difference she can make.

@peterkyle It’s normally millions of jobs what has happened to downgrade it to thousands - remind me of your business experience can you?

This week, I announced a major package of support for our ceramics sector. This funding will protect thousands of jobs and put businesses on a secure footing for the long term.

@10DowningStreet Must be true as my appointment has been cancelled three times this month and I still await a new one

This government has delivered the biggest single month drop in waiting times in 17 years. We are fixing the NHS so it’s fit for the future.

@StephenMorganMP Why do you feel the need to post this sort of ‘stuff’ are you worried by something eh?

Here’s nine things Labour’s Plan for Change has delivered this week: 💷 Labour has launched the British Summer Savings scheme, with free bus travel for children in August and VAT cuts on attractions, cinemas and children’s meals, to help ease the cost of living 📉 Net migration has been cut by almost three quarters in the first 18 months of Labour being in office, and we’re ending the use of asylum hotels for good ⛽ Labour has extended the fuel duty freeze, and we’re cutting red diesel rates and giving hauliers a 12-month road tax holiday. Labour is on the side of drivers 🎓 Labour has launched a new International SEND Alliance as part of its once-in-a-generation reforms to improve support for children with special educational needs 🏘️ Labour is introducing a new Neighbourhood Guarantee to deliver cleaner streets, get more potholes filled and strengthen local services 📈 Labour has secured the first G7 trade deal with the Gulf Cooperation Council, expected to boost the UK economy by £3.7 billion a year and increase wages by £1.9 billion a year 🏗️ Labour is investing £96 million to create tens of thousands of construction placements and tackle skills shortages and get people into skilled jobs 💼 Labour is supporting local business by introducing the toughest late payment regime in the G7, with new powers to fine persistent late payers 🚮 Labour is cracking down on waste crime with stricter checks on waste operators and prison sentences of up to five years for waste criminals

@JackWDart Please go away,if you want to do something about it why not stand for election

A crypto billionaire has given £22 million to Reform and a convicted money launderer is moving back to the UK to give more. Dale Vince is calling for a total ban on private political donations, and nearly two thirds of Britons agree. It’s time to draw a line under all of it.

@GBNEWS @elliecostelloTV @DrStephenDixon Could he let us know what businesses he has run?

'Families want real savings!' @elliecostelloTV and @DrStephenDixon grill Business and Trade Secretary, Peter Kyle, over the impact Rachel Reeves' summer saving scheme will have on the savings of Brits.

@RachelReevesMP Do on a £20 spend I epic be paying £22 with the old vat with the new 5% rate I will be paying £20.50 so a £1.50 saving - I had better book that foreign holiday now with that savings

I want every family to have fun this summer. That's why I’m cutting VAT on children’s activities and meals with Great British Summer Savings. Our economic plan is the right one, to support families and businesses, and build a stronger and more secure Britain.

@MikeTappTweets @NickFerrariLBC Who did the counting? Was it Rachel?

When Labour has a success it’s downplayed and there are attempts to discredit. We have lots more to do. Facts 👇

@BenObeseJecty At least she can read a brief!!!

Another day, another car-crash interview about a u-turn from a Government Minister on the morning media round. This morning’s suicide mission to defend the indefensible is Lucy Rigby, here desperately trying to pretend that the Government isn’t allowing Russian diesel and aviation fuel to be bought from third countries, despite having announced in October that they would ban it and then yesterday issuing a “time-limited” licence for an indefinite period of time. This rotten and incompetent Government can’t even stay on the right side of supporting Ukraine.

@darrenpjones And women and girls in small boats, how many of them are coming over, Darren

It's not everything, and there's more to do. But in government, delivery matters.

@helloKi30596224 Yorkshire girl - did you notice the recent by election results or was your head in the sand

I hope this Farage supporting idiot who harassed our fantastic Chancellor loses business over this. Thick, rude, misogynistic, and gullible. I wouldn't trust him to water my plants.

@JenniferJS_ @Torikit @darrenpjones Did he not mention or I heard him say somewhere that the small boat crossings were full of ‘women snd children’ do he should make an ideal PM with this sort of gaslighting

@Torikit @darrenpjones Definitely.

Love the explainer. @darrenpjones is a rock star. He's got it all & he's good at his job, which he clearly loves. He could have challenged Keir Starmer if he wanted. But he didn't want to. Because he's trustworthy & his commitment to the UK & the Labour Party, is real.🌹

@JenniferJS_ @darrenpjones How patronising- could he equally explain how unemployment has risen?

@iamrahmanosman So what do you do to the people who have booked hotels and travel from the Sunday - you muppet

The FA really needs to consider moving Crystal Palace v Arsenal to Saturday. Arsenal already wrapped up the Premier League title, Palace are safe in mid-table, and both have massive European finals next week (Conference League for Palace, UCL for Arsenal). Zero competitive stakes on Sunday-give them the extra 24 hours recovery.

@JakeBenRichards @RachelReevesMP What mastermind thought it would be a good idea to put her on a petrol station forecourt - I doubt we will see her again doing that, I wonder why

Good for @RachelReevesMP ! 🌹 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@BBCSport Wow. - what a shock!!!! Must have been a very difficult decision Mr Webb, no doubt he is on VAR duty though as he has an intrinsic knowledge of the game especially the hand ball rule

❌ The referee for Man Utd's win over Nottingham Forest has been left out of the Premier League's final round of games. Michael Salisbury allowed Matheus Cunha's goal to stand, despite Bryan Mbeumo handling the ball in the build-up.

@mgshanks Something the Labour Party have never done in the past 22 months of misleading the British Public - that was written with a large dose if irony

Remarkable new levels of dishonesty from Kemi Badenoch. She surely knows that jet fuel supply is about global refining capacity, not the supply of crude. More North Sea crude would do nothing to solve the global refined products issue. She is simply misleading people.

@RhonddaBryant So are you expecting no small boast over the next few days when the weather is nice then, Chris?

So growth higher than expected and inflation lower than expected. Net migration and small boat numbers also down. It’s still tough for many families but these statistics are going in the right direction.

@SaintsExtra @sfcawaynumbers Oh dear thats a lot of admin to refund all of that

🚨🎟️ Southampton’s 37,604 ticket allocation for Saturday’s Championship play-off final at Wembley is now SOLD OUT #saintsfc @sfcawaynumbers