Reed White

About to get a massage after a long day. How do I subtly ask for a happy ending? Please #LANK

@HossAnderson332 @chip_dawson2 @Jack_Daniel289 seems right

Fuck, I’m such a loser. I need a wife. #chudmax

Need more good ones like this #fightingblackfatigue

@BorisDiaw67 Getting ready to talk to some fresh graduates #gradpartyseason

@SoftRWhite wyd

@hard_wood12 Not at all, feeling the aftermath now

@SoftRWhite Does the pickle juice counteract a hangover…lank

Why not… let’s have a night

@BagathonRichard It’s what I consider productive but not everyone agrees.

@SoftRWhite Why is productive in “”

“Productive” Friday for Reed, wake up at 9, scroll till 10:30-11, go to the gym (maybe 45 min), come back home do nothing till 4:30, start drinking at my buddies house and shoot shots at random girls on snap till I black out. #happyfuckingfriday

Little brother just broke up with his girlfriend using a ChatGPT prompt. Could definitely see myself using this in the future.

@Jack_Daniel289 Facts man. #hotpink

The most masculine thing you can do is own a fruity vape. Don’t hate the player hate the game.

What’s worse pregnancy scare or dox scare? #thinking

@BorisDiaw67 Had to change it up

@SoftRWhite No way reed it’s soft this time. #millerlite

You think anyone’s gonna be able to tell it’s me? #soback