THE JOKER — !

Anyone who disrespects the Condiment King will be hot sauced. That is a promise.

⠀ ⠀ ❝ 𝐼’𝑙𝑙 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝑖𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑡 ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝑎𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑙 𝑡𝑜 𝒌𝒆𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒑. ❞ ⠀

⠀⠀ WAIT ! ! ! tie ‘ em together . swing ‘ em around like a baseball bat made of fish . ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ imagine slapping someone in the face with these guys . ⠀⠀

ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ「 ⌞ ⟳ ʀᴛ . ʟɪᴋᴇ ♡⌝ 」 ㅤ❝ You don't kill as many people as I ㅤㅤhave and sleep like a kitten ㅤㅤwhen you feel shit like love… ❞ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ「 ⌞ㅤ #𝘿𝘾𝙍𝙋ㅤ⌝ 」

ᅠ ᅠ─┈ ‍* ⿻ 𝒫OISON IVY 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒. ╱ MOTHER NATURE. ᅠ،͟،͟ 𝒾 loved you as icarus loved the 𝖘𝖚𝖓——𝓽𝓸𝓸 close， 𝓽𝓸𝓸 much .ᐟ ᅠ

Hey! Give me that camera back clown! ( She grabbed the camera back from him to finish her segment. ) These new 'Joker Fish' are reportedly being investigated by the Caped Crusader himself Batman as they are considered highly dangerous and potentially toxic.

You know I’m gonna find out anyway right ?

Let me guess . You’re going to use those clown fish to pollute the water .

Ugh . Disgusting . .

This just in; Joker. Fish.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I'm an angel with a shotgun , fighting till the war's won , I don't care if heaven won't take me back .

“𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐭, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬—𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐰 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐩𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧.”

she’s a coldhearted bitch with no shame.