Alfie Solomons

🚨HUGE! In a stunning win for his tax the rich plan, Mayor Zohran Mamdani just reached a deal with Governor Kathy Hochul tax second homes valued over $5 million owned by out-of-state residents. The taxes will generate $500 million annually for the state. This is amazing.

What Sabrina Carpenter sounds like to girls:

remember when the internet was just stuff like this

-No girlfriend -Gym 5x a week -Same 3 friends -One delusional crush -8hrs work -Life is good

If I have to pay $7.99 to rent a 30 year-old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription, then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I’d rather have their employees judge my life choices.

If the algorithm brought you here that means you are due for a win streak.

Boys S5 E1&E2 Daredevil:Born Again S2 E4 Invincible S4 E6 Binged everything in one night just to realize I have to wait a whole week like it's 2014 again😭

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that people retired at 55 and actually enjoyed it. Now 70 year olds are greeting you at Walmart because they have no choice.

I think one of the most defining parts of the Gen Z experience will be having watched the entire world be sucked of its life throughout our childhood

Both parties are working tirelessly to make this technology illegal in United States because they hate you and want you to suffer.

USA in movies USA in real life

Iran Deal By Obama: •Strait of Hormuz open for free •Iran limits Uranium enrichment •Iran agrees to make no nuclear weapons •Iran allows Int'l inspectors to ensure compliance •Inspectors confirm Iran's full compliance Iran Ceasefire By Trump: •Strait of Hormuz closed, only open for $2M Per Ship •Iran makes no guarantee of limit on uranium enrichment •Iran makes no guarantee of no nuclear weapons •Iran makes no guarantee to allow Int'l inspectors MAGA: Trump Playing 5D Chess! Art Of The Deal!!

Tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms "cooking" and "cooked" to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it. "cooked is bad. cooking is good. you're either in the pot or you're holding it."

For every girl you think is irreplaceable, there's another who will make you COMPLETELY forget her.

🚨BREAKING: Trump just officially proposed a $1.5 trillion military budget.. the current budget is $895 billion.. that's a 67% increase in a single year.. in the middle of a war he says will "make a fortune".. that's roughly $4,500 from every single American.. man, woman, child.. this year alone.. in April 1953, President Eisenhower gave a speech called 'The Chance for Peace'.. he said: "every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed".. Eisenhower was a five-star general who commanded the largest military operation in history.. and he spent the last years of his presidency warning America about exactly what we're watching happen.. your hospital can't afford nurses.. your school is cutting teachers.. your rent is up 40% in three years.. but the military budget just went up 67% in 12 months.. the war is paying for itself.. just not for you..

2A auditor schools local county police department. 👀 Know your rights and do not allow them to be infringed on. No municipal building is private property as it's all tax payer funded thus making it public property. Nobody cannot chase you out of the parking lot or sidewalk.

This will go down as one of the greatest live shows in history Ending it in the best way possible way, 12 minutes of Runaway 45 perfect songs, thank you Ye.

And then here come some dork ass nigga talking about the animation. Son, this shit is elite acting. Lmao

“Alright Mark, we asked 100 Viltrimites…”

“u seem off” how ive been feeling for the past 6 months