WML

@shalamsee 😄

This is wonderful cc @Womilee

15 minutes in. 0 shots, 1 touch in the opposition box. 55% possession. This is exactly what's wrong with our team. Holding on to the ball with a whole lot of nothing going forward

I’m not sure I’ve ever felt quite this disconnected from a Liverpool squad than this current one.

@shalamsee Those ones no concern me. I dey face my own problem

@Womilee Spurs Abi..

The team is boring to watch and ineffective. And theres only one person to blame for that.

We women live a terrifying double life. A mother will look at her teenage son with absolute, boundless empathy. She will hold him when he cries, tell him his feelings matter, and pray to God that he finds a woman who loves him for his pure heart, not his wallet. But that exact same woman will turn around and look at her husband, who is literally someone else’s grown son and treat him like a malfunctioning piece of farm equipment if he loses his job or shows a moment of emotional fragility. We completely compartmentalize the fact that the men we drain, stress out, and demand traditional protection from were once little boys who were promised that their hearts mattered. ​ Look at the advice mothers pass down. It is pure, unfiltered hypocrisy. We sit our daughters down and say: "Never settle. Make sure he is a provider. If he is struggling financially, do not build him up, leave him. You deserve a King." But if a mother catches wind that her son's girlfriend is treating him that way? If her son loses his job and his girlfriend packs her bags? That mother will lose her mind. She will call the girlfriend a gold-digger. She will call her toxic. We are actively raising our daughters to become the exact type of women we pray our sons never meet.

Wow

The gremlin is starting to get chubby. Ive never been more in love with anything in my entire life

Shit is mad

These AI versions/covers of popular songs sound nice, no lie. But they being AI made makes me dislike them because music is art and I dont believe real art can (as yet) be created by a machine.

He’s so insecure that he made Grok say he’s more fit than fucking Lebron James😭

@_beyonder__ 😄

E com be like say na environmental see as timeline quiet 🤣🤣🤣

Malice's verse on FICO

"I even tried suicide and I dont know why/ I know better than most that the soul dont die/ Took a leap, shattered my leg and lost some teeth/ But I'm still standing behind every word I speak" -AB Soul Type of bar you have to run back and then tweet about.

my wife cheated on me at a nickelback concert and this is how you remind me

Rappers take shit too far sometimes. Why this dude just say "I'm high like giraffe ass"

@miskoom @WHU197 It's called Phoneshop. I can't recommend it highly enough

@Womilee @WHU197 What show is this from?!

@RomellOuterSpac @Fo_evoh @DeadlineDayLive @Record_Portugal Best reply ever

@Fo_evoh @DeadlineDayLive @Record_Portugal You are one ignorant cunt

🚨 Liverpool have decided to pay the remaining two years of Diogo Jota's contract to his family. ❤️❤️ (Source: @Record_Portugal)

This Jota news just fucked my whole mindset up. Better than Figo dont you know. RIP and YNWA