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Nigerian women are powerful bullies. They can have you killed without laying a finger on you. And they know exactly when to withdraw and play victim. A good man must always be ready; your fellow men are weak losers.

2023, I missed my convocation. I missed my induction. I don’t have a single group picture with my lecturers or the people I graduated with. I couldn’t go for NYSC I didn't celebrate anything I couldn't afford it. I’ve never really “done life” the way people assume. I didn’t go on my first date until this year never been to the beach, never been to the cinema, never really had fun. Everyone looks at me when I say these things. Before that, a lady once offered to take me out because I told her I had never experienced it. She didn’t mind paying I even said I don't have money to come down to the island, she said she will order an uber. I felt uncomfortable, worried, even scared. I chickened out and said no I felt like a useless man, I couldn't afford shit. Not because I didn’t want to go, but because something about it just reminded me of where I was financially. Then this February, I finally went on my first date. I paid for everything. Spent money I normally wouldn’t. So when people say “men should stop faking maturity and celebrate themselves,” it sounds nice, but it’s not the full picture. A lot of guys are not avoiding joy. We just don’t have the leverage for it. Most men in Nigeria are broke. That’s the reality. Not lazy, not unwilling, just financially constrained. We miss moments, not because we don’t care, but because we can’t afford to show up for them. This might be the 1st year I’ll actually celebrate my birthday the way I want, and I’m doing it properly. I’ll go out, hit the beach, enjoy myself this time. Not because I suddenly became a different person, but because I finally can. I also celebrated Valentine's Day for the first time. Documenting everything is fun when you have money to pay for it. A lot of us want to celebrate with friends and family. We want those memories. We want to show up fully. But poverty quietly takes those moments away and replaces them with survival. That’s why I’ve always tried to position myself to help people break out of it. Because poverty is deeper than money. It steals experiences, confidence, and even the ability to enjoy life. God bless the women, that came into my life 😭😭 I can finally say afford to do things.

they had him on payroll i‘m crying

Two parallel worlds 🧑🏾‍⚕️💞

Jay-Z took Kanye to ANOTHER level, not the other way around. Typing nonsense doesn’t make it facts. The Blueprint changed Kanye life more than it changed Jigga life. Some of y’all need to research before tweeting. Some of us were there

Many Nigerians still no realise say this na their future very soon! The very places wey dem dey flee go, the bandits go still meet them there. Na time e go take!

real recognize real.

at all porn / lewd conventions there are exactly 3 types of men: guys who are unironically there for the vibe and to have a fun wholesome experience, extremely awkward and nervous people looking to meet their one favorite star, and people who belong on a sex offender registry

This is incredibly fucking sad

We will never see anything like this ever again. The official Premier League page listing all of the records Mohamed Salah broke last season. An absolute legend.

🚨🎙️ | Thomas Partey: 🗣️ “I spoke to Mikel Arteta the night before I left Arsenal F.C.. That moment will always stay with me. 🗣️ I never wanted to leave — not even for a single day. The whole transfer process was difficult for me. 🗣️ But that night, when we sat down for what I’d call our last coffee, he spoke to me in a way I had never experienced before… like a father. 🗣️ In that moment, I understood everything. I saw a man who truly wanted the best for me. 🗣️ I adore Arteta, and every day I pray that he wins the league — he truly deserves it.” ❤️🔴⚪️

Today, I joined leaders of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) and other committed democrats at a world press conference to strongly condemn the Independent National Electoral Commission’s (INEC) brazen and unacceptable partisanship. I fully endorse the position of the gathering: In 2027, Nigerians must be allowed to freely choose their leaders from a diverse range of political parties. The electoral umpire has no right to impose a single candidacy on Africa’s largest and most vibrant democracy. - RMK

The worst part of being broke is having to deal with low quality life experiences just because you don't have a choice.

A CALL TO SAVE NIGERIA: INDEFINITE NATIONWIDE PROTEST TO DEFEND NIGERIA’S DEMOCRACY #OccupyINEC #SaveNigeria We won't be silent while leaders are persecuted. Nigeria will not be a 1-party state. We stay until justice is served. Power to the People. — Coalition of ADC Youths.

BREAKING: Massive crowds hit Abuja streets protesting over the deletion of the David Mark-led NWC and demanding the resignation of the INEC chairman.

Between 7:00 PM last night when the INEC Statement came out, and 7:00 AM this morning, over 40,000 people have registered to join ADC on adcregistration.ng.

“You have no light at the airport, and I have to fly back within the next 10 minutes. To the victims, there's nothing I can give you, whether it's money in millions, but console you and promise you that this experience will not repeat itself." — Tinubu tells bereaved families in Jos.

Miss me with all these unnecessary alfa male status games bs. Man I just want to do freaky things with a freak that wants me as much as I want her.

The fact that Lamine refused to aknowledge the racism he’s faced so far in his career but the moment it came to an attack on his religeon he spoke up right away says a whole lot.