Lestappie 🏁🏎️

Celebrating madaraka day does not sit well with me. Not yet Uhuru.

Me at 2AM planning to change my whole life tomorrow

So honestly why are you firing at Kenyans for standing up against a dangerous disease? At the same time the president is somewhere hosting a Madaraka day. Are we really free?

Pastors are part of this mess, sasa unaombea Ebola ya nini?

It’s Monaco week

Today is the last day of May. May I never again find myself choosing someone who is unsure of me

''Huyu jamaa anatupigia hesabu ya Lockdown before elections''- A young man reads malice in the Ebola Saga!

Me at the beach at my grown age 😂

Seems like nobody these days wants to assemble a team of uniquely skilled individuals to pull off a daring heist.

A very deadly accident outside Ole sereni 😭😭 What a sad day for this driver.

Feels like this

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.

Hey so tomorrow is NOT the beginning of the second half of the year

Citizens from the colony of Laikipia in Nanyuki have visited Moi Airbase to ask why USA is dumping their Ebola infected asses here. Unfortunately, dictator Ruto is receiving them with military tanks.Meanwhile US Ebola patients are being flown in without any harassment 😌.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

sports are fucking stupid like why is some stranger doing bad at their job affecting my life

and they call fangirls hysterical

Today is Madaraka day! The American Ebola facilities are being/have been set up despite a court order halting the process! We therefore have no reason to celebrate madaraka because NOT YET MADARAKA for sure!!

everything about dua lipa’s life is like she rubbed a genie lamp and got all 3 wishes. she’s naturally gorgeous, always on some type of dream vacation, and met her husband bc they were reading the same book. for my mental health, i have to block her