ur moms favorite 🌻

if i wore these would u think i was flexing my lesbianism or my dunkin rewards points

no because finding out michelle trachtenberg died because her body rejected her liver transplant, and she left behind a cat that was super attached to her... i-- nobody talk to me.

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

you’re in her dms, i’m in the passenger seat of her car. she is parallel parking. i have been here for 30 minutes

my Grandma voted for Trump so i made sure she fell down the stairs 🙄

pov: u look at me during the sad part of the movie

hate when people ask if you’ve drank water when ur drunk NO stupid bitch and also i spmoked 1 bajillion cigarettes

me when i’m left alone with my thoughts

Open toed shoes and no pedicure? Girl.......

Finally a kid without an iPad

look at that big ass smile bro knows he’s beating the case😭

ㅤ

If I unfriend you for voting for Trump, it’s personal. Take it personally.

i’ve had this saved for months

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”