Papi ChuLo

Air Peace, this is unacceptable. Passengers (including elderly people) have been stranded since 6:30AM at London Gatwick Airport with no proper communication. After hours of delay, we were told there was a bird strike and promised a hotel. Hours later, people are still sitting at baggage claim hungry, exhausted, and without their bags. Elderly passengers are struggling. Families are tired. No clear updates. No support. Release passengers’ luggage immediately and provide the hotel you promised. Do something NOW. @flyairpeace

🚨 Arsenal are now confident Jurrien Timber will put pen to paper and sign a long-term extension this summer. Talks have progressed excellently with his new deal reflecting his status within the squad. In terms of his current health status, groin injuries are very tricky to manage. As far as I know they have been trying to manage him back into playing condition. I was told he was seeing a specialist but I need further confirmation / clarity on that. People around the club are still optimistic he features again this season but truthfully I check everyday waiting to give you the news he is back. 🚨 Arsenal are tracking Mika Godts. My understanding is the Belgian would be very open to joining Arsenal should we step up our interest and make a serious play for him. 🚨 As reported this week, Kai Havertz is pushing to return with Arteta saying he could make Atleti (H). Finally, like last summer, multiple targets are being spoken to for each position. One of these players is Livramento who is convinced he is joining Arsenal. I must stress we have not made any contact with Newcastle so there is no current indication he is our top target. Every day there is a new “link” and its probably just Berta doing basic checks. No need for “major breaking” everyday. I hope this update provides some much needed clarity.

Fanbase just like their ownership. Will look up at the sky and tell you it’s green and expect you to believe them.

🚨 VAR Errors Against Teams Man City - 1 Real Madrid - 8 Barcelona -9 Arsenal - 10 PSG - 4 Chelsea - 6 Liverpool - 3

It's insane to me how Liam Delap has escaped these "flop of the season" discussions.

Your first CL goal came in 2011

Years ago, back when I was still a fresh JAMBite, this was before the Okada ban btw i was standing by the roadside by my house waiting to cross for something and a bike zipped past… and “Kpom”. A very fast sharp painful knock landed on my head. I spun around scared at first only to see the passenger behind the bike glaring at me and asking “you blind?!” he barked. “Why your papa dey road?” I’ve never been that angry in my life walai like petrol on fire. I was furious. I kept saying “on my street!” because I wasn’t even on the road and as God would have it on that day, my brain decided to work overtime. Normally I’m terrible with cramming or keeping numbers, but faces? Faces and incidents? I never forget them. And I knew that face. 🤨 I could have sworn I’d seen him before, around the numerous printing press shops close to the market. I just knew I’ve seen a face like that No wam na! I swallowed the fury jejely, walked to my house and told my friend what happened and said he should just follow me that I only needed to confirm if he was the one. Minutes later, we both went to the street with another guy and i started looking around from the start of the street and I remember Fawas asking me “O sure pe o da mo?” “Walahi mo ma ri see!!” I kept replying; then From afar, I spotted him: the same mf guy, casually washing a printing roller with soap and water, completely unaware of the danger he was actually in. If you watch AOT you know how that Titan transformation happens and Thunder would strike and change them the same happened to me as my rage took over I charged at him like mf Freakazoid 😂 ori full speed. Can’t remember if i held his neck Or first hit his jaw or i poured the colored soapy water on him or maybe everything happened at the same time but in seconds, the whole place scattered. His colleagues and others rushed out, people started shouting, “What happened?!” as they tried to separate us and the street wasn’t too far from my house so i knew a few people there He looked stunned and shaken and he swore he didn’t recognise me, but my saving grace was that he admitted he’d “given someone a knock” earlier ; so people just told us to chill and then they blamed him for attacking me unprovoked and warned me not to suddenly attack people too (emi Attack Titan, i only move forward ). Then as per he was older than me and he didn’t like that I embarrassed him like that ego kicked in 😂 he got livid and started going on about how they should leave us so he could beat me up properly. I didn’t wait around too much 😂 together with my friends we gradually retreated while making mouth too. That day satisfied me so much, it still makes me happy to this date.

Dans le top 3 y’a une équipe qui est première de PL (et qui va peut être faire une finale de LDC), une équipe qui va pas se qualifier en Europe, et une équipe en relégation… Mais devinez quelle équipe est actuellement moquée ???

BOSH!!

Arsenal 1st in the PL and unbeaten in the CL up to the Semi Final stage. All with the second highest number of injuries of all PL clubs. Yet Arteta’s name gets dragged through the mud, daily. Fools.

A Keke napepe driver around 9:00pm in the night was arrested by Nigeria police Sars at Anambra state What happened!!!! What happened is that the Keke man was on duty and 3 boys asked him to carry them for charter. He charged them and carry them, along "ndeda wha"l in onitsha most of you know where I'm talking about, at opkoko side. Nigeria police Sars , stopped them unkownly to the Keke driver, he was carrying 3 wanted kidnappers. This is how he was arrested and detained, for some weeks his people keep coming, to see him at least face to face to know what happened, the men of akuzu Sars refused even a lawyer not to see him. According to them,! They are still on investigation, the boy managed to collect phone from someone in detention and reach out to his people, telling them what happened, and the 3 boys told the Sars men that the Keke man is innocent, yet the police refused to let him go. After 2 months the same Police at akuzu Sars in Anambra state onitsha, called his people to come and carry his Keke that the young man is d1ed that they didn't come on time to bail him. This is not a movie this is reality of a young man hustling to feed his family legitimately and was k11ed by Nigeria police, this incident happened in Anambra state in 2024. He was buried this year on February The mother keep crying and asking God for vengeance. Cc Justice Ozobi

thank god for scope sha😭🥀

In football, rare things happen sometimes. Those rare things can completely change the fate of the person involved. Imagine when Gareth Bale became one of the best attackers in the world from his previous left-back position. See how Javier Mascherano became a major part of that successful Barcelona team under Pep Guardiola after he changed from DM to centre back. The story of Mateusz Zukowski is similar in a more pleasant way. Zukowski is 24 and Polish. His career began at Lechia Gdansk in his home country. He joined Rangers from the club in 2022 and was played as a full-back. He had only one appearance during his time in Scotland and returned to Poland. When he returned to his home country, he was played as a winger. His performances were barely decent, only scoring three times in sixty-six games. Last season, he suffered a bad injury that kept him out for long spells. Fate travels with Zukowski and he enjoyed a beautiful stroke of fortune when 2. Bundesliga side Magdeburg signed him for €250k during the summer transfer window. He didn’t play in the first 8 games of the season. Remember, he’s a full-back. The story soon took an interesting turn. When he returned from injury, in what felt like an epiphany, Magdeburg converted him to a #9. The result? Extraordinary. He’s scored 17 goals in his last 18 games, and he’s the top scorer of the league despite his team’s overall struggles. Everything has happened in less than a year. This game will never cease to amaze me.

Balague looking at him like “please win them. I have a book to write.”😂

I swear Cristiano Ronaldo has more forgotten gems than Lionel Messi has bangers 😭😭😭

Arsenal is second on the list while top of the Premier League.

Gwagon, LX570, Toyota Landcruiser and LX600. They don't dare move closer to them.

Upamecano, who conceded 5 goals, over Saliba? 😂😂

Incomparable effectivement

This guy’s loyalty is one of the greatest qualities he has, almost all Ronaldo’s friends and former teammates turn on him for media clicks and attention except this guy and Roy Keane