Ikhay Lu 鲸鱼🇨🇳🇺🇸

90% of married men are on this table. Most of them go weeks and months without sex.

I reported a police officer to the Federal High Court Abuja. Not PSPC. Not his DPO. Not his IG. Federal High Court. Let me tell you what he did to make me go that far.

The Nigerian Police forged a British passport to prove a baseless lie. Wonderful 👏 Have you seen that they’re the ones demarketing Nigeria, not the Yahoo boys?

It’s is better to close your mouth and be presumed a fool than open it to remove all doubt.

UPDATE ABOUT THE JERSEY SITUATION. Earlier today, Abazz sent out 10 jerseys across different locations. Ilorin, Ogun, Lagos, Abuja, and Aba. So far, two recipients in Lagos have received theirs and reached out to me with concerns about the quality of the jerseys. At first, I didn’t believe it, but after seeing the videos, I understood why they felt that way. You just have to see the pictures and videos too. I immediately contacted Abazz to raise this, and he explained that what was sent was the “player’s version.” However, in one of the conversations I saw, a recipient requested to return the jersey, and Abazz responded by asking him to keep it while promising to send another jersey of his choice. Any club. Thankfully, others are yet to receive theirs, so this can still be properly addressed before more deliveries are completed. At this point, with more than one person reporting the same issue, it’s important to take it seriously and not treat it as a mistake. For me, this is not about dragging anyone or making noise over jerseys. It’s about integrity. It’s about trust. It’s about doing things the right way, especially when people are involved. I will continue to follow up on this to ensure that everyone who was promised a jersey gets something they are genuinely happy with. We all deserve fairness. Thank you for your patience and continued support, I’ll keep everyone updated.

"I thank you for giving me 4M for my health, last year. I need another 4M but I've been working & I've raised 2M". I learnt from my mother long ago not to take kindness of anyone for granted (most importantly show that you don't) especially when they don't owe you anything.

Tacha just joined the face of False accusers Please rt this so that others won’t fall for their mischievous acts. ⚠️‼️

my mum did everything to convince my dad that I was possessed, but he always dismissed it as nonsense talk. to him I was just a restless child. until the day they all saw me fight with monkey they brought for demonstration at the Kawo Motor Park! my papa no believe him eyes!

Lots of pastors' wives are sexually starved due to over spiritual husbands treating sex like a sin.

Trend don finish make i go arrange Aluminium for tony stark tomorrow

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

Me: I just got an apartment and i live alone A sensible woman: How much do you need to set it up? She goat: can I come over ?

As a woman, don't ask me if I've eaten if you're not going to buy me lunch.

if your babe works in a company, and she went for their after party which you were aware of, and she prolly came home the next day, bro SHE SLEPT WITH HER BOSS! SHE CHEATED! AND SHE LIED! please retweet massively to save a bro.

I spent 4 years paying my younger sister’s school fees. Every single kobo. The day she graduated, she gave the acknowledgement speech and thanked everyone except me. I sat in that hall and felt my soul leave my body 😭. When she got admission, things were tight at home. I had just started my first job. I told our parents, "Don't worry. I’ll handle it." And I did. Every semester. No breaks. There were months I was eating 0-1-0 so her account wouldn't run dry. I never told her. I didn't think I needed to. Graduation day, she looked beautiful. The first graduate in our family. I was prouder of her than I’ve ever been of myself. Then she got the mic. > She thanked God. (Fair). > She thanked our parents. (Expected). > She thanked her friends who kept her sane. > She even thanked her HOD. Then she sat down. My mother looked at me. I smiled and looked away, but the clapping felt like it was happening in a different room. I didn’t say anything that day. Or the week after. But something in how I moved changed. I stopped volunteering. Started waiting to be asked. Started noticing who actually noticed me. People say, "Don’t give to be recognized." I agree to an extent. But there is a thin line between not needing applause and being erased by the person you bled for. That's not humility. That's invisibility. We’re fine now. I brought it up six months later, calmly. She cried, and said she was nervous and blanked. Maybe. Maybe not 🤷 But I learned something either way. Sacrifice without communication creates invisible resentment. Tell people what you are carrying for them. Not to guilt trip them. But because silence makes martyrs, and martyrs make bitter people. This same dynamic shows up in dating every day. You’re playing the provider or the supporter in silence, while your partner thinks you're just an oil money that never runs dry. Stop accepting the bare minimum of gratitude. If they don't see the sacrifice, they won't value the person making it. Has someone ever made you feel invisible in a relationship after everything you did for them? Let’s talk below.👇

She’s battling with a rare long term chronic infection called “RHINOCLEROMA”and still shows up at work because the bills ain’t gonna pay itself. These are true Nigerians that genuinely need help. According to her, surgery is gonna cost about 30Million . Bumped on her TikTok post (Suzy Lifestyle) and I decided to share on here . I pray she finds the help she truly needs. She’s courages ✨

I’m a very petty person, i believe people only understand the gravity of what they have done when you do yours back.

Hyenas go don too troll am for jungle with their wicked laugh

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