Mauricio Surfer

When you've both got big drops on March 18

vegans are cooked

Nunca odiamos lo suficiente a los pinches taxistas del aeropuerto.

Ninguna cantidad de evidencia logra convencer a un idiota

Why I’m not in the #Olympics2026

"Qué bueno que Sheinbaum le declaró la guerra a los narcos, no como Calderón que le declaró la guerra a los narcos". – Todos los chairos hoy

Relive #SBLX through the eyes of @ari_fararooy in 90 seconds 🤩

Proteger al mundo de la devastación Unir a los pueblos dentro de nuestra nación Denunciar a los males de la verdad y el amor Y extender nuestro reino hasta las estrellas

THE @Seahawks ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!! 🏆

SUPER BOWL LX CHAMPIONS ‼️

RIP

He will live in forever in this masterpiece

NEW: I went to Billie Eilish’s $3m LA pad to see if she practices what she preaches. STOLEN LAND? EVERYONE’S WELCOME? Not at Billie’s high-security home. Huge walls, security fencing, cameras and MASSIVE front gate. Rules for thee but not for me 🤔

36,500 Iranians murdered in 48 hours. The largest massacre in modern history. Not ONE Grammy winner said a single word.

Harto de los influencers extranjeros que viven en México y se comportan como idiotas 😩😩 como la chingu amiga

About Time (2011)

It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because they’re “not in the mood”. It’s not because men are selfish. It’s because men spend their entire day doing things they’re “not in the mood for.” He was not in the mood to… Wake up early Work overtime Wash their truck Lift heavy weights Manage the finances Please every customer Train the new guy at work Argue with their boss (again) Fix the leaky faucet at midnight Mow the lawn in the blazing heat Deal with the insurance company …and yet he did it all without complaining. Then he asks her for one thing (sex) and she rejects him because she’s “not in the mood.” That’s bullsh*t.

Patriots lose. Chiefs lose. Cowboys lose. America won 3 times today.