Dirty Dan

The Hilton donated the ~2600 dinners that went unserved at WHCD. They freeze dried the steak and lobster for longer shelf life before giving them to 2 shelters for abused women and children. HUGE thank you to the staff that worked through the night under terrible circumstances.

Listen up Fuckface: YOU FELL DOWN. You’re almost 80 years old, you’re morbidly obese; you wear a leg brace and a piss bag; you have mobility issues because you’re grossly out of shape. YOU FELL LIKE A SACK OF SHIT AND WE ALL SAW IT.

How does one say, “Quiet, piggy” in Slovenian?

Mike Vrabel (sex) returns to Patriots on Monday.

@mtgreenee @yourauntemma Because it contains a bullshit narrative that they're trying to push.

They had to cast the same background actors due to SAG union rules.

If you want to know what it looks like when someone survived a shooting look at the faces of students and parents outside of Columbine HS. Now look at the faces of these demons.

“9-1-1 what’s your emergency?” “There’s someone in the house. He’s trying to kill me.” “Okay, what I want you to do is get to your ballroom.” “I don’t have a ballroom.” “…Then may God have mercy on your soul.”

If you think the fucking badass Secret Service of the United States, after keeping the first black president safe for 8 years in office without major incident, has now screwed up royally FOUR TIMES securing Trump? You’re not real bright.

I guess we all knew someone would bennyhill it.

@SenFettermanPA All I can say is, I wonder what they have on you. What a duplicitous scumbag you've turned out to be. Go ahead and follow your maga king off the cliff, Fetterman you phony. He's on the wrong side of history and so are you.

No ballroom for trump, give him some thoughts and prayers and a bulletproof backpack. That's what schoolchildren get.

A Sting Original For Halloween, I challenged myself to fit 100 Horror Films into 2 mins. The trick was to find instantly recognisable images, make them the same aspect ratio so they didn't resize as they flashed past, and cut on the beat. This took me a month to create

Frank: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there. Ed: Sex, Frank? Frank: Uh, no, not right now, Ed. We got work to do.

Mike Greenberg really is the face of that empty feeling ESPN has given us over the last 10 years. Just a big nothingburger.

Once again: if you are attending tomorrow's Correspondents Dinner and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American.. You are neither a journalist nor an American STAND FOR SOMETHING

Does legacy media understand how much they damage their businesses by attend gatherings like the WHCA dinner? Do they think dining with Donald Trump, mingling with his cabinet, and joking around with his cronies does anything other than alienate their audience? I don't get it.

Trump fell asleep again during a live televised meeting. If Joe Biden had done that, the media would have treated it like a national emergency and run wall-to-wall panic coverage for a week. But when Trump does it, they look the other way because the clown show keeps their ratings up and their pockets full. The hypocrisy is disgraceful. The media failed the country, and they know it.

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.