morgan

why is today armageddon in utah

Men are absolutely capable of playing house, going on vacations, and acting like a devoted boyfriend for five years with a woman they already know, with 100% certainty, they will never marry. ​Women usually date for the future; if a woman is with you for years, it's because she sees you at the altar. Men, however, are incredibly skilled at dating for the present. The lore dictates that a man will comfortably keep a "placeholder" woman around simply because she is warm, loyal, and makes his daily life convenient. He will give her boyfriend privileges, take her to his family's house, and say "I love you," all while secretly knowing she doesn't fit the specific archetype he actually wants for a wife. And the second his actual "ideal" walks into the room, he will dismantle that five-year relationship without blinking. This is called the "Placeholder lore"

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

in 1992 when creep by radiohead comes out they’ll have to admit mike wheeler into a psych ward

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

The lover girl in me will never die but she’s definitely traumatized

friends don't spoil

“abs or biceps” idk maybe someone who won’t randomly decide i’m no longer worth the effort

Today is National Princess Day.

DeRubbo Named to D3hoops.com Team of the Week #PrezPride gopresidents.com/news/2025/11/1…

happy anniversary to my good friend, conrad fisher. exactly two months ago, he won his soulmate back after 4 years of therapy, self-reflecting, groveling, and desperate yearning. be like conrad fisher.

fully grown kids…………mind u i was there when they had to write in the storyline of snow getting pregnant

Women’s Basketball Coasts to Victory over Ohio Northern in Home Opener #PrezPride gopresidents.com/news/2025/11/1…

“I THOUGHT YOU KNEW I THOUGHT YOU KNEW FROM THE MOMENT WE KISSED ON THE BEACH I THOUGHT YOU KNEW”

going on record to say that (personally) this is my top four #DWTS

WHO WANT SOME FREE TRÜ FRÜ (happy once a month twitter PR giveaway)

When Vanessa wants to do a Halloween costume, I do it. No. Matter. What. 😭😭😭