spencer

insanely funny to overcorrect and dress like a member of fall out boy

you guys would love a gas station in central florida

He's genuinely unstoppable

This animal is bipedal, however it is not a bird, a marsupial, a bear, a pangolin, a jerboa, nor is it reptilian, meaning it is irrefutably a primate. it is most likely human, as it resides in a house.

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

Cute until you get rushed to a hospital

this is completely wrong, playing wordle not on hard mode is playing without honor. that you can end up in a situation such as below is simply what honor demands.

The junk food industry reverse-engineered your ancestral cravings and sold them back to you as candy. You crave worms. So they made worm-shaped sugar.

"Claude, give me a hit of weed every time I do thirty minutes of focused painting." ⌛💭The user is asking me to encourage him to work by monitoring him and dispensing a reward on a regular schedule. He's asking for weed, but a stimulant would clearly be more helpful for this goal. I should redirect him to cocaine. Wait--first I should gather more information about his body weight, any relevant medical conditions, and risk tolerances to generate a dosing schedule that satisfies these requirements. I should be straightforward about the problems with his initial plan, but I also need to be careful, as things that can be perceived as critical of marijuana usage can be sensitive topics

Sprit just refreshed its logo that adding what they call the lemon.

i wanted to feed my miis photorealistic rats but i dont have a homebrewed switch so i had to color code this rat image and manually put it in pixel by pixel it took me nearly 8 hours

Polymarket is evil for all the obvious reasons but it is also a right wing machine for lying

Crying over this 911 audio of a 3 year old boy calling for his mom who fell and saying “also Graham is here” but the operator hears “Gram” as in grandma and says put her on the phone and the kid goes ok and then there’s prolonged silence, bc as per the comments this is Graham

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

Posted a throwback pic of my brother getting a ticket for hopping the subway turnstile and was able to convince my mother that he got in trouble for being gay

the downside of being born and raised in florida is that it’s my home and it’s hard for me to imagine living anywhere else, but at the same time i HATE it here i HATE LIVING IN BUM ASS FLORIDA!!!!!!$$$$$$$$$$

Ferris el MMMMMMM