Texts From Last Night

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I’m 35 And I Flew Home For My Mother’s Birthday And Watched Her Spend Six Hours Cooking For Fourteen People, And When I Asked Her To Sit Down, She Said, “I’m Fine,” And I Realized I’ve Been Watching This Woman Perform Selflessness My Entire Life, And I’ve Never Once Asked Her How That Feels…. bolde.com/im-35-and-i-fl…

This robot is coming for your job (being drunk in a public park at 2 in the afternoon)

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The people are waking up. They’re starting to believe it’s not butter

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Your honor this isnt you

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.