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when your dad is president and crime is legal

I won candidates !

This one is so much more accurate than the original.

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

The President has lost his mind.

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂

ABSOLUTE BOMBSHELL on CNN: Donald Trump now has the worst net approval rating among independents of ANY president ever. He is literally polling 10 points worse than Richard Nixon right before he resigned. The American public has abandoned him entirely!

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

In my LIFETIME, I have NEVER heard ANYONE admit anything even CLOSE to this out loud. Oh. my. God.

Trump has 5 kids with 3 women he cheated on. Elon Musk has 14 kids with 4 women he cheated on. Pete Hegseth has 7 kids with 3 women he cheated on. RFK Jr has 7 kids with 3 women he cheated on. The Republican Party protects pedophiles. Family values - my ass.

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

punishment for r*ping a child around the world: China - Death Penalty Saudi - Public Beheading Venezuela - Imprisonment Iran - Death Penalty USA - Presidency

0/6 I’m crying

Donald Trump illegally hid files alleging that he raped a child. This is by far the most heinous scandal of any President in American history. He needs to resign in disgrace and face charges.

MacKenzie Scott gave more in 2025 than Musk, Page, Ellison, and her ex-husband, Bezos, have in their lifetimes combined. Let that sink in, folks. Via Forbes. #matriarchy

Exposing a cabal of child predators when the work has already been done would be the EASIEST political win for a conservative president in the history of our nation. Conservative voters would go absolutely crazy with praise. There is quite literally only one reason to suppress the truth around these documents and continue to protect those involved. You’re either highly implicated by the truth or your financial supporters are. It’s that simple. People want to do mental gymnastics to make this into some 3d chess brilliant move on behalf of the administration. Which is stupidity. They broke the law and are more comfortable with dealing with the backlash than they are with simply complying. They’re highly implicated by the truth.

I was one of Trumps biggest supporters. I defended him through everything. Media attacks, investigations, indictments, nonstop chaos. I stuck by him because I believed he was different. I believed he was going to drain the swamp. I believed he was going to expose the corruption. I believed he was going to take down the people hurting children. That was the whole point. He campaigned on cleaning house. On exposing elite criminals. On protecting kids. And I bought it. Fully. So when I watched him talk about the Epstein files a couple days ago, with my own eyes and say, “It’s time to move on. We have better things to worry about,” that was the moment everything switched. Move on? Move on from children being trafficked? Move on from powerful people abusing minors? Move on from elites being protected? I can’t move on from that. I won’t. The more I look into it, the more it feels like the same pattern. Protect the powerful. Coverup the truth, Shift focus. If you campaigned on exposing corruption and then dismiss the biggest corruption scandal involving minors in modern history, what conclusion am I supposed to draw? Either you’re in on it. You’re protecting someone. Or you never meant what you said. And that’s the betrayal. I’m not a Democrat. I’m not a liberal. I aligned more with Republicans because it matched my values more closely. But I’m done pretending there’s some moral high ground in either party. It’s not Republican versus Democrat. It’s not left versus right. It’s not red versus blue. It’s us versus them. They divide us with race baiting, culture wars, endless outrage cycles, while they protect their own, grow their wealth, and tighten control. Meanwhile, regular people fight each other over scraps. And I’m not playing that game anymore. He didn’t just disappoint critics. He alienated the people who believed in him the most. I know I’m not the only one who saw that moment and felt the shift. So no, I’m not Republican. I’m not Democratic. I’m officially nothing. I’m never voting again. If this is how the system works, I’m not participating in it again. Your Attorney General said if they prosecuted everyone in the files, the system would collapse. Let it collapse, let it burn with all these sick fucks in it. RIP MAGA.

Happy Valentine’s Day

🚨 BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just admitted the Epstein files were blocked by Donald Trump himself. “He fought the hardest to STOP these files from being released.” Not Democrats. Not the DOJ. Not “the deep state.” Trump.

Pound for pound maybe the greatest tweet ever