Archie

This kind of slapstick comedy doesn’t exist anymore.

They say it takes 21 days to from a habit, but it took me 3 days of vacation to get used to not working

Me: “I should have about $200 left” Bank balance: $2.13 Me:

Staring contest. I lost. As usual.

Mommy I’s going to’s bed. With or without’s yous. Me’s so’s seepy!!! 12:16 AM 😴🐶🐾 #dogsoftwitter #dogsofx #adogslife #doggo #pets 💚

Throwback Thursday. When M sang in a choir. (Only one looking at the conductor, who's really enjoying himself :0)

Ok, this is hilarious 🤣

Surveying my kingdom for squizzers and pesky birds this morning...

How it feels arriving late to work, doing nothing, distracting co worker, taking a fat sh*t then leaving early

Ate all my dins!

Then and Now. (Also big change in photography techniques.)

Good night good friends! Wishing you all pleasant dreams.

Rosie🌹hers an me’s. We’s back in ours Orange bandannies for the’s Multiple Sclerosis it’s Awareness Month!!! 😁🧡 An this time. We’s helping Mommy hers sell hers jewelry!!! 💎 If yous use hers fundraiser party link. Hers donating alls hers commission to’s ME’S 😁 So’s buy lots!!! 😁😁😁 Hers party link: touchstonecrystal.com/OFI61NBI TYIA 😁🐶🐾 #multiplesclerosis #multiplesclerosisawareness #inmarchwewearorange 🧡 #dogsoftwitter #dogsofx #adogslife #doggo #pets 💚 Mommy here: Bailey!!!??? 🤦‍♀️ I’m NOT giving you my commission!!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I’m donating it all to MSFocus.org 🧡 and a BIG Thank You to anyone who shops the sale 🙏 My party is open through March 31st. US & Puerto Rico only Touchstone Crystal is a Swarovski company 💎 Don’t need any jewelry? If you click on their link, you can donate directly to MS Focus 😊

🚨 Brazilian skate legend Sandro Dias just smashed the world record! Dropped in from 230 feet up, that’s like 22 stories high, on a wild temporary ramp in Brazil. Hit a blistering 64 mph.

Sucker Punch was released 15 years ago. It was Zack Snyder’s first film based on an original idea rather than an existing comic or adaptation, giving him full control over the story and visual style.

The dog uses him like a trampoline and then dives into the swimming pool😂

Hiya!

Play ball with me.