Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

My 1SG is looking to sell morale shirts for our unit. The goal is not to turn a profit, but to raise money for junior Enlisted to attend our ball in the coming years. Looking for an online shop that’s military friendly and won’t make achieving the end goal impossible.

@OfLegion25150 Welcome!

@AverageSizeAndy I'm in

Gizmo is starting a Cult and the only rule is you have to pet him. He told me to spread the word.

@vetdb78 😂😂😂😂

@AverageSizeAndy Sold. All hail Andrew.

I have enlisted in Wood Cult. I look forward to the Forever War.

@Tooth_Chipper @EODHappyCaptain DMs are always open brother!

@AverageSizeAndy @EODHappyCaptain I will be happy to share the run of it in DM but not here.

Traveling is cool and all, but there is nothing like being back in your own bed.

@vetdb78 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Join The Wood Cult. I’ll cover the beer.

@AverageSizeAndy Wait!!!I fixin to start my own cult. It’s gonna be “I ain’t that bad cult”. Cause I ain’t that bad and I could use some beer money.

@Tooth_Chipper @EODHappyCaptain 100% glad you’re back home. Hopefully it wasn’t too rough.

@AverageSizeAndy @EODHappyCaptain Back home after a rough month. It's wonderful just to be on my own couch for now with free access to wifi and the other mundane shit.

@The_Adamus_Rex That is fucking hilarious. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy Oh course it helps that I posess yhe knowledge and tools to make any riding mower do interstate speeds. And yes I have taken mone out on the interstate before. The Virginia state troopers were less than impressed...

@meganjewells Let me know how it is! GN!

Gonna rent Hokum and make some Cajun pasta. 10/10 monday night 🌙

@The_Adamus_Rex We will not be deterred! We’re gonna win!

@AverageSizeAndy It's all fun and games until the armored column of riding lawnmowers shows up....

@DyerD0116 Up and down, or left to right?

😘🖕👍😞😏😭 um, am I ok

@61dartman Welcome!!!

@AverageSizeAndy I’m in!!

@X9_redux @chrishert1 WE’RE GONNA WIN!

@chrishert1 @AverageSizeAndy

If I join, I request @AverageSizeAndy and I lead the Red Brief Raiders Battalion.

@chrishert1 Great idea!

@MeromeroCa97371 But I have questions about 3 and they aren’t what you think!

A lot of infighting going in this corner of X. 1. Don't be a piece of crap & steal from the goons. 2. Don't be promiscuous. 3. Don't be trying to hit on my kid. I promise you, it will not work out. I will take no questions on point no. 3. Keep the faith peeps, we will win.

@AugustLemons You can just name him…. Everyone should know who you’re talking about. 😂

That one milbro guy is using ai to write his posts and it’s starting to get a tad disappointing how bad yall are eating his shit up 😂

@X9_redux @Psy_ware Okay, I’m in!

@AverageSizeAndy @Psy_ware You got something coming

Ignore @Psy_ware and his cult. Join mine and forever be at war with his.

@RLeg73 @Corgi_actual Love ya too, as do Gizmo and Oreo! 🤜🤛

@AverageSizeAndy @Corgi_actual hahhaaa. love ya, bro. so do Hank and Ginger.

Earl has important things to say. He wants in the house.

@RLeg73 @Corgi_actual Yes I bookmarked it. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy @Corgi_actual yes, but I’m sorry — you’ve never met Ginger and her sidekick Hank.

@RLeg73 @Corgi_actual That’s like the cutest shit I’ve seen today. 🥺