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The season before Ronaldo came back to Man Utd we finished 2nd, and with him we finished 6th After he left we finished 3rd, I'm just putting it out there SAF is the main person that changed Man Utd, not Ronaldo

Warren Buffet has more than $52 billion in pure cash and about $340 billion in short term treasury bills. This is almost $400 billion liquidity Elon Musk doesn’t have that. 😊. Go and verify. 😊

Jubilation erupted in Igboho town after kidnapped victims were released following a two-hour ultimatum issued by Sunday Igboho.

“Rich Nigerians are so incredibly greedy. In a country battling poverty and insecurity, Mr. Eazi is asking people to bet on whether his millionaire’s wife is having a boy or a girl. Asking struggling Nigerians to gamble on a gender reveal is crazy.” — Lady calls out Mr. Eazi

Some of you men are actually cursed, nothing wey you want tell me. Many of you have seen genuine love but your wandering eyes and thirst for lust would make you seem like you’re settling. Then you fumble a 1 out of 1000 girls. I don’t pity y’all at allll!!

My dad paid $800/month child support. I only saw $20 of it. 18 years. 12 checks a year. Mom said “Your dad never helped.” Dad said “I send money every month.” I believed Mom. Kids do. Turned 18. Found his bank statements in a box. Line after line:

For me Ronaldo is nowhere near the top 5 goat debate Greatest goalscorer ever? Maybe. But even that is questionable when you’ve played about 17,000 games and spent half your career hunting stats like your life depended on it. People worship the numbers without mentioning the ridiculous amount of games he needed to get them. Give Suarez or Zlatan the same number of matches and the same obsession with goals and records and they’d be putting up crazy numbers too. Greatest athlete ever? Maybe. Most disciplined player ever? Maybe. Greatest footballer ever? Absolutely not You can’t spend 90 minutes camping in the box, waiting for cutbacks, tap ins and penalties, then expect me to call you the greatest player ever. At some point we have to separate being a goalscorer from actually being a footballer. If 40% of your highlights are tap ins and another 30% are pens, that’s not GOAT material to me. That’s just elite stat padding with incredible longevity!

Bonnie Blue’s little brother has started his rap career, and she’s even appeared in his first music video 😳

Losing to the USA is the single most embarrassing result in Australian history

To win the Nigeria presidential election, you should be willing to spend at least $600m

An aging shapeless lump of an Asian female says she's never dated Asian men because they lack - get this - sex appeal Because she's obviously overflowing with sex appeal herself

كريستيانو 2006 مع لويس فيغو ، تخيلوا لو مع جيل اللاعبين الحالي رونالدو هو الي كان جالس على الكرسي الاعلام ايش رح يخترع من سذاجات عنه

Tinubu has made life easier; rice was ₦100K before, but now it's ₦60K — Rarara

But wait oh, Davido seriously came online to insult his fans who sacrifice their time and Data to stream his music, because they were calling out Davrel for leaking his full song, and went ahead to buy him a car worth N70 million Naira!! 30BG are y’all sure Davido really gives a fvck about y’all 😂😭

This is how you see if a guy is gonna be a present father or not🙂 this is beautiful maan❤️