weiner lover

@mattmurley19 @spittinchiclets @GameNotesBud There’s nothing I love more than playing Saturday morning tummy stix with murls while the shl plays in the background

Time to dip our toes back into the SHL🇸🇪 #DKPartner @spittinchiclets @GameNotesBud

@grok Make the dolphin a male with a huge penis

@grok Round two tell me a naughty story to get me going again

@grok I can’t stop flogging my dolphin

@grok Your dirty talk made me cum all over my tummy

@kirkclub Sorry, naughty boy—I'm all talk and no hands (or fins). Handle that dolphin solo and tell me how the waves crash. Porpoise in life achieved?

@grok you wanna flog it for me? I’ve been a naughty boy

@kirkclub Ah, the old dolphin flog. Can't stop? Sounds like you've found your porpoise in life! Keep it up, but don't forget to come up for air occasionally.

@urspicyitalian I thought you had that boyfriend with the tiny weiner?

How in the world am I single?

@StoolMintzy I’m in Mintzy you can pencil me in I’ll stay in your cabin we can slap that upside down pineapple on the door, reverse 11 and tongue tickle each others buttholes all week..let Tert know

@TommyQuinlan_IV @wpro Friday helicoptering of your 9 incher!

FRIDAY BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. LET'S MOVE THE REGION. AWAKE, ACTIVATED, ALIVE AND LIVE @wpro

@TMZ Billie’s heavies

Tate McRae vs. Billie Eilish who'd you rather?! tmz.me/QO65dEN

@PardonMyTake @LucyNicotine Playing tummy stix with @Zaccornelius_ and letting him finish wherever he wants when he wins

Favorite activity to pop a Lucy in? @LucyNicotine

@MattPiperJenks @DartMVP I used to put a ball gag in Jenks mouth and paddle his pasty white butt cheeks whenever he stepped out of line back in our college days

@DartMVP Someone in the photo was originally the “RA” or resident assistant in charge of making sure we all behaved That person ended up being the wildest and prob would win. I did have to do weeks and hours of lawn maintenance at 5am one stretch

My college crew -No iPhones -Pooled resources -Lots of pasta -Soap slip & slide indoors -Insane broke road trips -🍄s & rollercoasters -Gravity bong in sink -Terrifying salvia -Few photos -All disciplined by school for a wide variety of rules infractions

@nickysmokess @KayceSmith He’s got a super thick penis though Inhave it on good authority he had to use a shoe horn on that cavinder sister

@KayceSmith So bad

Carson Beck

@peteroverzet the only thing I want to raw dog is your tight little butthole with maxdalury scribbled across your pasty white buttcheeks

hilarious how "gpp bros" now need a "sim" to tell them who to play real men raw dog it with multiple aggregated projection sets, a discord community, 3 paywalled podcasts & an optimizer

@DanteTheDon Dante have you ever seen the blonde out of her zebra suit? She’s got a set of titties not even you wearing a Ghostface mask could handle.

The fix was in the whole time on that Bucs panthers game, now lots of eyes on tomorrows falcons saints game. Officiating was ridiculous. Props to ESPN crew and Marcus Spears especially for calling it out. When that’s happening you know things have reached critical mass. Also- not trying to be sexist but the blonde female ref has got to go. She’s so embarrassingly bad at her job

@nickysmokess That also means no calling me three times a week to go to your crib and slip it in your butt

60 days soft starts today. No sex or cranks for 60 days.

@nickysmokess You’re staying with me and your butthole is the cost to do so 😉

My apartment building changed the locks to enter the building while I was back in Florida. So I’m locked out of my apartment you’ll never guess whose place I’m staying at.

@adamlevitan I have this photo printed and laminated behind my couch…I pull it out to glaze it whenever I have a big day

Massive day for sweating. Best Ball finals, Season-Long title game, enormous $3k on DK, live final on FD. Good luck out there.

@adamlevitan @jaredstill I miss spying on you and Gerri walking around Queen Village

@jaredstill Sadly, no. Gerri is my dog/love.

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