Michael Morgan

oh you love America so much? pay my taxes for me then.

every jeep with ducks on the dash is advertising that they drive like a grandma

Gonna close my computer at 4:59 just to stick it to the man

I don't think people have ever said "times are good" instead of "times are tough"

The Chick-Fil-A sauce top wrapper breaks way more than it used to

The unsubscribe button on Gmail is an amazing thing

Playing 4 on 5 today cuz Derik Queen decided he was offense only today

It’s like DHS isn’t allowed to score

#ad Thanks to the original DQ for all the love and support. Go Terps!  Go @dairyqueen #happytastesgood

Terps fans trying to get through the day not knowing if we have a head coach or not

@largeterrapin Our record in flash mob games has been horrendous. Good riddance.

Did I somehow miss it or did Maryland lay the flash mob tradition to rest this year?

Said howdy to a guy this morning, he said howdy back. Things are looking up!

I refuse to believe that the college students who skipped classes are putting in 40 hr work weeks. What's the equivalent of skipping work? Time theft?

I like my stairs carpeted

Drive with a purpose.

draftkings: a war fought only by kings

I have trust issues because mechanics "fix my car" and then the problem comes back

Turn signals should not be used as a method of asking permission

Love reviewable calls, especially in the NCAA tournament with the top tier officials highlighting how difficult out of bounds calls can be.

no fightin!