The wife asked to do our 5 Hall passes last night
Hers
1. Ralph Macchio
2. Patrick Swayze
3. Simon Le Bon
4. Jon Bon Jovi
5. Jason Momoa
Mine
1. Her sister
2. Our neighbour
3. The blonde checkout girl at our local supermarket
4. Tracey who is a member of our golf club
5. My secretary at work
And now she isn’t talking to me
I can’t understand women 🤷♂️
Rest In Peace: Tim Tebow’s father Bob has sadly passed away at the young age of 78 years old.
"I asked him last week what he looked forward to most about Heaven, and he simply said, 'Jesus.' He couldn’t wait to see Jesus face-to-face."
Sending prayers to the Tebow family 🙏🕊️
A man lies naked on the beach...
But because his private parts aren't as tanned as the rest of his body, he places a hat on them.
A few minutes later, a lady walks by, fully nude.
The lady jokily said to the man, "Well, if you were a gentleman, you would raise your hat for me..."
The man answered in return, "Well, m'lady, the hat would raise itself if you weren't that fugly."