Trom

guys don't do this

what's it called when you like the sexual tension and teasing more than sex itself? like i wanna look all cute for someone, wearing nothing but a thong and cute socks, being pressed up against a wall, making out, and having my big fat belly rubbed....... but god forbid i have sex

depression is really weird because how did I spend the whole day laughing with people but as soon as i’m all alone I feel so empty

seeing this flag on the street in japan and freaking out thinking im driving WAY faster than I'm supposed to be

recalled an unintentionally hilarious interaction i had with a ticket inspector on the train to con who saw my grace cosplay outfit not knowing what phm was but acknowledging the nasa patches, said ‘so they’re sending you to space then?’ and i panicked and responded ‘i hope not’

Capitalism: If you don't like your job, you can just get a new one. Me: Ok, I want a new job. Capitalism: Oh sorry, it's the time every six years where the entire economy has to collapse so rich people can loot it. have you considered begging in the street for scraps?

The only random person I've ever told I'm trans is my bully PE teacher. "Are you a trαnny or something?" "Um.. Uh.. yea, actually." "... That explains why you suck at sports." Afterwards he was weirdly supportive, as long as I wouldn't exercise (health reason). Odd thing.

Dr Ryland grace: *comes back to earth and is revealed to have been alive just living on erid for the past like 40 years*

Google is revamping its entire search engine to this btw

I love how the Pope's encyclical is so well-written that people sincerely believe it was written by AI, because the notion of being that well-educated and qualified for a leadership role is genuinely foreign to the general public.

A lot of autistic adults say they “hate being perceived”. What we often mean is that being seen has never felt safe. Because being noticed means being corrected, being questioned, being misunderstood. So visibility feels like risk.

Mutt who hears the phrase "make yourself useful" in casual conversation and gets so horny that it can't think

i keep seeing people argue about broster vs dadster on my timeline but i dont actually know what the context is. so i've decided im goingto create my own theory called cousin gaster. this will fix nothing

they are the only ones with property Nancy

Fujimoto could never do this because at least one person on set would plan an assassination attempt as soon as they heard he would be making an appearance

hypersexual horny freak vs being held and realizing it’s okay to trust someone again, and this time they aren’t gonna leave you.

Yuji vs Denji Death Battle: Yuji: “Butts are better than boobs!” Denji: “Nuh uh!” Yuji: “Yuh huh!” Kobeni vs Miwa subplot: