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[walking into my intervention] lmao nightmare blunt rotation

Today, we're announcing a significant expansion to the #IEM Cologne Major 2026 format. For the first time ever all matches in Stage 3 of a Major will now be played as a best-of-three series.

Damn another day of being that Shy Introverted Stoner that Always has your back When you need it

that foid is a real chud pleaser

white people be like my dog greened out last night

CGMT - Chuds Get Money Too 🤷‍♂️

Give her an AWP and let her hold A long

WE ARE SO UNBELIEVABLY BACK HOLY

People don’t know this but there’s a little pouch in Starmer’s lower back where the American security state can put their hands in and make his mouth move. China builds an entire high-speed rail network in the time it takes Britain to approve a consultation report. China lifted 800m from poverty; Britain pushes millions to food banks. A single Chinese province rolls out more solar capacity in a year than the entire UK manages in a decade. Beijing is planning moon bases; Britain is arguing about whether teachers should have pens. China does not care about Britain.

By the time youre 30 you gotta drop all that wasian shit and pick a side

I’m never letting my parents play overcooked again…

Rainy monday over here. Returning some ps5 exclusives at Best Buy right now. Stomach is doing its best against the cookie milk cold brew I just had. Might go ground beef and rice for dinner. Feeling hopeful for the rest of the week. Cheers

You got chucklebaited by laughslop

SpongeBob life so fire

hc is cool because it has caused me to develop a complex where I think I’m better than people based on how much worse the music I like is.

this feels like he killed a guy for me